"Corrupt a Wish"

[Scorpia]

granted but Lazor is pissed that you fired the poor guy, so he comes back and stabs you.

 

i wish facial hair on seemingly attractive women didn't exist. (if you corrupt it with disgusting amounts of pubic hair, ill come back and kill you. lol)

[J.C.]

Granted, but now it's replaced by big green purulent sores.

 

I wish I could read other people's minds.

[Brad]

Granted, but you can't control how many thoughts you can read, so you go insane.

 

I wish I had a fish.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but every post you make must rhyme like the one you just wrote.

 

I wish Medics in TF2 would heal anyone who needs healing, not just a Heavy.

[Brad]

Granted, but you're banned from the server.

 

I wish for world peace.

[Flyingamerboy]

Granted but aliens invade

I wish I was made of guns

[Brad]

Granted, but you're out of ammo.

 

I wish my computer could play any graphically demanding game with no problem.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but all games have Half Life's graphics.

 

I wish I could manipulate time.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, but all games have Half Life's graphics.

 

I wish I could manipulate time.

 

(How's that bad? I love Half Life's graphics)

 

 

Granted, you now can manipulate time, but doing so causes past, present, and future do collide into one thus ending all time.

 

 

I wish that I found Snuggles again.

[Lu]

Granted, but it's dead

 

 

I wish I had a bigger TV

[Scorpia]

granted, but you only have it for a week before it gets stolen.

 

i wish these fries i made tasted better.

[Epsilon]

(How's that bad? I love Half Life's graphics)

They're nowhere near as good as the graphics nowadays.

 

Granted, but someone gets jealous of you and poisons them.

[Scorpia]

(forgot your wish man)

 

i wish cigarettes had only positive effects.

[Epsilon]

(forgot your wish man)

 

D'oh.

 

Granted, but cigarettes become astonishingly hard to find.

 

I wish some obscure games could be more known (positively, of course).

[Selkie]

granted but then they're no longer obscure, giving way to a new line of unknown games that are good.

 

I wish my skin didn't blind people with the glare.

[Srake]

Granted. Now everyone can hear how white you are.

 

I wish I could be as vague as possible and everyone would still get what I'm saying.

[Scorpia]

granted, they can now get all you say but no one agrees with anything you say.

i wish financial aid didn't take so damn long...

[Scorpia]

granted, but now my SSN got stolen!

i wish i didn't just double post..and corrupt my own wish....lol

[Srake]

Granted, Someone stole your Identity and is now ruining your life.

 

I wish I had the balls to do something like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgsNIZfr6aw

[J.C.]

Granted, but then you find life to be exceedingly boring and without purpose.

 

I wish I had a gnome.