"Corrupt a Wish"

[Alyxx Thorne]

Granted but then it's really bad quality and not at all what you wanted.

 

I wish I could drive a car.

[Humin]

Granted, but you can only drive old, rusted out trucks.

 

I wish the u.s.a. wasn't in debt.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Granted, but now everyone else is in debt to the US.

 

I wish I had some peanut butter.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but it's very sticky peanut butter and it leaves your mouth stuck together for days so when you talk to people you thwound wike thhitthh.

 

 

 

I wish the one HD collection on PS3 I WOULD buy turns out not to be a rumor.

[danielsangeo]

Granted, but it now makes Superman 64 look like a good game.

 

I wish I had some Band-aids in the house (stubbed my toe this morning on a cabinet).

[Twilight Sparkle]

Wish granted, but band-aids don't do shit for stubbed toes.

 

I wish I could blow people up with my mind.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Wish granted bu you can't clean up the mess with your mind.

 

I wish I could eat junk food without getting fat.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but it tastes like literal junk.

 

I wish I could stop finding such bizarre ways to injure myself (e.g. accidentally running into a tree and scraping my head).

[Twilight Sparkle]

Wish granted, now you only injure yourself in very painful, but normal ways.

 

I wish that I could bring any fictional character to life.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but...actually I can't really see a downside to that if you're careful. I dunno, I guess you get cancer or something.

 

I wish Ultima IX didn't suck.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Granted, but then Spoony wouldn't have a reason to make his retrospective.

 

I wish the new Tomb Raider game would come out sooner.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Wish granted, but you don't get to use any avatars from it.

 

I wish I could will all of my problems away.

[Brad]

Granted, but your problems are included in your will and everyone assumes they were your final wishes, and the ensuing fiasco to fufill them causes major problems in your family.

 

I wish I wasn't so bored.

[danielsangeo]

Granted, but now you're overwhelmed with work and everything has to be done YESTERDAY!

 

I wish my computer had more RAM.

[Humin]

Granted

 

I wish I had a time traveling... Ferrari.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but it time travels you naked, and you NEVER, EVER are able to be transported to an era where all the women are horny.

 

I wish I had 20 more dollars.

[Epsilon]

Granted; they're all counterfeit.

 

I wish I could have a foolproof jetpack.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, but while flying, the fire from the jet catches you on fire, but leaves the jetpack unharmed.

 

 

I wish this sentence is false.

[danielsangeo]

Granted but now all of your reality vanishes in a puff of logic.

 

I wish I had a pack of bologna in the refrigerator.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Wish granted, but it's rotten and infested with maggots. However, you can't see the maggots and rot because it's magic and invisible, so you eat it unknowingly and die slowly and painfully, leaving behind grieving family and friends, a baffled mortician (who cannot identify the cause of death) and a crowd of angry debtors.

 

I wish I could immediately edit all chapters of Stargazer.