"Corrupt a Wish"

[ThePest179]

Granted, you now created a major war against people who wish to secede.

 

I wish High school was easier.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, now instead of learning how to barely beat a pointless test, you learn nothing at all. (but you still have to sit in class all day)

 

I wish that I wasn't as bored as I was...

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, but you're even more bored, and you'll always be bored for the rest of your (after)life.

 

 

I wish I was at Hawaii

[rairii]

Granted, but everyone on the island wants to eat you.

 

I wish I wasn't a lazy asshole 99.9% of the time.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, now you're just a lazy asshole 100% of the time.

 

I wish I had a dog that shits chocolate ice cream.

[rairii]

Granted, but it tastes like shit

 

I wish I could grow my hair out easier.

[ThePest179]

Granted, your hair now grows so fast it covers your entire body.

 

I wish for the next 5 years to go by, right now.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but the rest of us experience it at normal speed, and draw all kinds of weird things on your body while it's frozen... With tattoo needles...

 

I wish I had more money.

[ThePest179]

Granted, you now have $1.

 

I wish I could cheat at everything and not get caught, ever.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but someone kills you before you can turn on godmode.

 

I wish page 42 of this thread would last forever...

[Alyxx Thorne]

Granted, but it turns into spam.

 

I wish I had a sandwhich.

[Blightmare]

granted but it's literally a cow between 2 slices of bread.

 

I wish... uh... I wish I actually had something sensible to wish for. seriously this is the best I got. :/

[BTGBullseye]

Granted. You had something sensible to wish for, but you wasted your wish on wishing for a sensible wish.

 

I wish I didn't have this spider bite... The one that I can't post a picture of due to it's proximity to my reproductive organs...

[Blightmare]

Granted. You now have a snake bite directly on said reproductive organs.

 

I wish I didn't actually visualize that.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, you visualized it without the snakebite, only for a LOT longer.

 

I wish I could at will switch between ghostform (and EVERYTHING associated for abilities included) and humanform at will as many times as I want.

[ThePest179]

Granted, but now your shifts caused a reality failure event.

 

I wish my bowls would work better.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted... They now work better at not holding anything than they do at holding something.

 

I wish that it wasn't windy right now.

[ThePest179]

Granted, it isn't windy, now really arid and hot.

 

I wish for a box.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, someone came by and boxed you into a coma.

 

I wish I wasn't tired.

[ThePest179]

Granted, you have so much energy bestowed upon you that you explode.

 

I wish it was April the 30th.