"Corrupt a Wish"

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Granted, you buy all of humanity 1 coke to share

 

 

I wish that I could punch people over the Internet

[Twilight Sparkle]

Wish granted, but they can punch back.

 

I wish I could press a button to take a shower instantly without actually having to do anything.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but it's a shower of piss and shit from a person with dietary problems.

 

I wish the Xbox One would be officially named the Xbone.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Granted but now every time you say xbone you have to buy one

 

 

I wish I am, I wish I was,

I wish and wish and wish because,

Wishing's fun and wishing's cool,

Now listen to wish and come here,

That's my wish did I make my self clear?

[Obsidian]

Granted, but because no one has any fucking clue what you said, you'll never know how magic touched your life.

 

I wish I had an xbone cannon. I've said the word over 450 times and need some constructive way to get rid of these things.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Granted you can now destroy all of them. But now you want one

 

 

I wish we had our rep back

[Twilight Sparkle]

Granted, but your rep is now -150.

 

I wish that fanfics were never abandoned, and always updated frequently.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but the next chapter is always a giant orgy more foul than the last and you can't stop reading.

 

I wish people weren't so full of themselves.

[iAmaNoob]

Wish granted, now everyone is an empty sack of skins.

 

I wish I can fly

[St. Goliath]

Actually granted, but I assume that "free fall" counts as flying.

 

I wish my next wish turns out the way I want it to.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, you're now a lemon in space.

 

 

I wish I had a human sized hamster ball.

[ThePest179]

Granted, you now have a ball of hamsters the size of a human.

 

I wish...........for a hat.

[Humin]

Granted

 

I wish for more lithium AA batteries because the store I go to has yet to stock up on them.

[danlester]

Granted, but everything you use them in explodes.

 

I wish I could speak another language fluently.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Wish granted, you can now speak Chemakum.

 

I wish our air conditioner was more effective.

[ThePest179]

Granted, the air conditioner causes your house to become a frozen wasteland.

 

I wish for............the destruction of all BARRELS!

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Granted they are all destroyed, but you tern in to one... How sad

 

 

I wish that fallout new Vegas would let you keep playing after the ending or had a new dlc that took place several years later

[Twilight Sparkle]

Wish granted, but it costs $80 and the only enemies are cazadores.

 

I wish that the enemies in Point Lookout didn't have that bullshit 35 damage bypass.

[Bugthing]

Wish granted, but now you must always play the game in harcore mode (aka Wanderers Edition).

 

I wish all these moving boxes would pack themselves.

[danielsangeo]

Granted but now everything is all mixed together.

 

I wish I had more energy through the day.