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3021 - i can't come up with anything ,so next time I'll just leave it blank

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3022 - The data is corrupt, there is no info on the infosphere by futurestorians.

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3024 - Life resets, but fortunately it hit a save point the night before and we only have to change our clocks by 17 hours and 10 minutes.

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3025 - According to that guy, teleportation will be invented a year from now.

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3029 - Teleportation was found to be a fraud. All they did was rapidly clone people, and murder the originals.

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3031 - General Relativity proven to be a theory.

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3032 - Animal Porn airs on Disney Channel

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3035 - Sitcom "Bill Cosby and Hitler" reaches #1 in the charts.

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3039 - Kertres joins Accursed Farms Forums

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3040 - Everyone dies for about 0.000001 milliseconds simultaneously. No one notices.

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