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2982 - The Angel of Retribution is dead, and the Helion loses to the Sentinel. The God Emperor Trump is pleased, and so cases the Sentinel as his sole protector

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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2984 - God Emperor Trump opens the portal to the metalverse so the Sentinel can conquer new relms for humanity

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2986 - Everything is known at this point, so only a few more discoveries can be achieved

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2988 - The Sentinel returns from the now conquered metalverse upon a literal mountain of corpses. The God Emperor Trump is pleased.

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2989 - People fear Y3K will make every computer in the galaxy freak out and boot up with Russian dance music and changing your browser start page to Bing. Measures have been taken to prevent this from happening in year 3000.

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2992 - Dr. Zoidberg begins working at Planet Express despite being a part of the company when it was founded in 2961

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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2996 – Hermes receives his third Employee of the Year award at Planet Express.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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2998 – Bender Bending Rodríguez's earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. Amy begins working at Planet Express as an intern for her physics class at "Mars University".

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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2999 - one of two remaining cans of anchovies gets bought by the Space Pope. His mysterious demise causes spaceclawe later that year.

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No recent skipping happened so..

 

3000: One Philip J. Fry is awoken from Cryo-Tube, after being frozen on Y2K.

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