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Look, there's been constant miscountings. Many corrections, many incorrect corrections. My golden rule is if there's been a recent miscount, fix it. Recent being on the page, or page prior. Otherwise, let the miscounting continue. This isn't a serious game. That said, I'm going to continue this dumb fun game, with it's "miscount". Oh, and it's 3002 replies, not posts. 

 

3003 - Earth is moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer– President Richard Nixon declares it Robot Party Week; Professor Farnsworth is presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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3007 - Nudist alien scammers take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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3009 - Donate $1,000,000 to Ross and give him a heart attack. Don't worry, he'll be dead by then anyways, so we'll get zombie Ross.

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3010 -Proposition ∞ is passed which legalizes robosexual marriage.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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3011 - I finally meet "the one" for me... She's nice... We get married. I upgrade her. She likes it.

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3012 - The Earth presidential election of 3012 takes place, and Richard Nixon's head emerges victorious.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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3016 - EA and Disney are the only two companies left in the universe. Neither are willing to be purchased from the other.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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3017 - I am the only person left not working for either company, and they're fighting over my "impartial" vote for who gets to rule for the next 200 years.

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3019 - That cucumber-related scandalous act is now considered perfectly normal, and even rude to not perform for your guests if requested.

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