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2901 - Selous Templar's new show "Electric Bogaloo Hour" hits an all time high in ratings when Miss Universe champion Alyxx Thorne stars in one of the episodes. With her depiction as Catherine Tramell, the ratings even surpass MLP

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2903 - Alyxx Thorne becomes the biggest star in the galaxy, and now 100 years in a row Miss Universe Champion for her stunning performance in the Adult film "Emmanuelle: Galaxy of Pleasure"

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2906 - Birth Rates are at an all time low due to everyone fapping to Hentai

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2907 - God Emperor Trump installs human breeding facilities to repopulate the galaxy with humans after a near death experience from humanity watching too much hentai

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2912 - Orks and Tyranids enter the Warp,fighting the Forces Of Chaos and each other in a stalemate.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

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2913 - the God Emperor Trump drinks the machina potion, and becomes a spiritual god like entity, and takes the fight to the forces of chaos personally in what will be known as the Trump Crusade.

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2914 -Two years after the Land Titanic's tragic sinking, that killed two thousand people.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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2916

 

Galactic peace is acheived, and so nothing interesting happens.

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2917 - Selous Templar finally turns human again after an agonising long time as a horse.

Proceeds to commit intergalactic genocide of bronies

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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2918

Bronies learn the hard way that loving and tolerating the shit out of their enemies doesn't work in the real world.

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2919 - All bronies have been genocided out of existence by Selous Templar. About half the galaxy who actually cared all cheered.

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