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2961- Earth overpopulates, due to dragons needing houses 10x bigger than humans.

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2963 - Alyxx's melons grow large enough to please the giant male genitalia between them.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

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2965- Atlantis is rediscovered. It was inhabbited by magical Skeletons!

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2967 - Atlantis is explored by a team of hideously incompetent but somehow successful Lego Divers

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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2969 - A giant Kraken swallows Atlantis whole, escaping through a portal in the underground onto another planet.

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2970 - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth discovers Dark Matter which could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.

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2971- dark matter is used as fuel, which has the unexpected side effect of turning cars into bloodthirsty transformers.

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2972 - the second war of cybertron happens, resulting in another Stan Ban album, with a rebirthed Optimus Prime leading his mighty Autobots against the bloodthirsty Decepticon hordes.

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2974 - Snidely Whiplash the 35th restores Robot Slavery after fears of another Judgement Day.

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2976 - The Sentinel comes to earth to fight with the Painkiller in epic Metallic war!

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2978 - The Sentinel defeats the Painkiller after a 2 year war, and travels to confront the God Emperor Trump's own creation; The Helion

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2980 - The Helion and the Sentinel cease their fighting, and attack the Angel of Retribution so earth can be saved.

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2981 - The last known Bone Vampire is killed. Species is declared extinct.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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