What's the Avatar Above You Saying?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Hmmm.... That body could work as one of my thirteen vessels.

[Alyxx Thorne]

"I think I may have a stroke."

[Zaraki]

"Hey good looking~ Wanna go to a more private place?"

[Selfsurprise]

[/replying to Alyxx's avatar] "Baby you already made it into the most private place I know - my heart. Next stop, my pants."

[Psychotic Ninja]

Hey, don't mind me, just applying to your roommate advertisement, yeah just call me Mr. Mare, first name Night.

[Heliocentrical]

I think I've gone cross-eyed and my head's about to explode.

[Psychotic Ninja]

I'm abstract art, be amazed!

[Heliocentrical]

Help! I accidentally glued my gloves to my face.

[Psychotic Ninja]

WHY DO I HAVE HEADS FOR KNEES?!?!? OH GOD I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING THEY THINK! SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!

[TheTron852]

"...I think there is a problem with my eyes..."

[Selfsurprise]

"Not sure if serious or just trolling."

 

Sorry, the dragons expression reminded me of Fry's squint meme... :3

[Psychotic Ninja]

RuxWWqfPymc

[Woah_G!]

"If you're happy and you know it squeeze your cheeks *squeak**squeak*"

[Psychotic Ninja]

Hi! I'm a cute cartoon penguin stuck in a barrel, could you please help me out?

[AphoticScourge]

"Fuck dentists. My teeth hurt more than before I came."

[Selfsurprise]

"There it is again! That giant ball of fire in the sky... [a few seconds later] GAAAH MY EYES!"

 

RuxWWqfPymc

Have to give some affection for the Homestar Runner reference.

[Heliocentrical]

"I AM THE PINK, GUM SKULL OF DOOM!!! I HAVE COME TO RECLAIM THE LOST SOULS OF MY THOROUGHLY MASTICATED BRETHREN!!! THE HUMANS WILL PAY FOR STICKING THEM UNDERNEATH TABLES AND STOMPING UPON THEM!!! THERE SHALL BE NO MERCY FOR GUM CHEWERS TODAY!!!"

[Psychotic Ninja]

*starts crying* N-no one understands me, I just want to murder someone. Is that too much to ask?!?!

[Selfsurprise]

"No matter how hard I try, I cannot read Chinese through sheer force of squinting alone..."

 

"I AM THE PINK, GUM SKULL OF DOOM!!! I HAVE COME TO RECLAIM THE LOST SOULS OF MY THOROUGHLY MASTICATED BRETHREN!!! THE HUMANS WILL PAY FOR STICKING THEM UNDERNEATH TABLES AND STOMPING UPON THEM!!! THERE SHALL BE NO MERCY FOR GUM CHEWERS TODAY!!!"

HAVE YOU EVER SWALLOWED GUM PUNY MAN CREATURES? FOOOOOLS! YOU PLAYED RIGHT INTO MY HANDS! [/read in Ross Scott's "big voice" for maximum effect]

[TheTron852]

"I AM THE SOUL OF GEORGE WASHINGTON! WITNESS MY POWER!"

 

(seriously, he looks like George Washington)