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Overnight someone has surgically removed your groin and has replaced it with an iPhone 4s.

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You are asked to make the opening speech at the first showing of the last Twilight movie.

"I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London." - Wernher von Braun

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You just remembered where you left your 1 million dollar check. In a cab. In New York City.

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Yfw a hand shoots out of the ground holding a Backstreet Boys cd.

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Someone overnight has surgically replaced your groin. This time with a zero-point energy field manipulator in mini size.

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>YFW Your son squeals like a girl, after you tell him he can grow his roses.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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YFW MLP: FiM premieres season 3 with a crossover episode featuring ponies from different shows/movies.

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>YFW Saxton Hale finally earns his rightful spot as the Tsar of the universe.

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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You adopt a dog only to learn that the previous owner has named it penis and he refuses to respond to any other name.

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>YFW you have a cat that is the perfect pet for you, except that he refuses to cover up his presents in the litter box.

"I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London." - Wernher von Braun

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YFW the Pyro from TF2 is a girl and she is voiced by Tara Strong.

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