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yfw your shipment of power converters that you special ordered for a priority customer arrives after a lengthy transit and expensive shipping costs, and your customer's family is dead and he jumped planet with a crazy old man

"That which you do not know, is not a moral charge against you; but that which you refuse to know, is an account of infamy growing in your soul. Make every allowance for errors of knowledge; do not forgive or accept any breach of morality."

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You're in school, and you have to shit really badly, like you could explode any minute now, but your teacher said that no one may leave the classroom, until the end of the class, 'cause someone abused that privilege.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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>YFW your complexion is relatively fair, but you want to get a tan, so you sit out in the sweltering sun for 3 consecutive hours (with what may as well be absolutely no sunscreen), but end up becoming considerably burnt, thus your risk of contracting skin cancer increases substantially.

strangely articulate, innit

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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you find out you are the chosen one, but dont get any special powers or abilities

Your actions affect so many others than yourself. You will come to realize what little choice you have. You will do what you must, become what you must, or others will pay for your cowardice. You WILL accept the gifts offered to you.

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YFW Your father gets drunk and passes out in his bed, giving you a full night to play video games without having to be worried of him discovering you.

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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Your computer dies on you while playing The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Your dog walks into your room, hops up on your bed, licks your face once, then lays down right next to you and falls asleep.

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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Your actions affect so many others than yourself. You will come to realize what little choice you have. You will do what you must, become what you must, or others will pay for your cowardice. You WILL accept the gifts offered to you.

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your face when you realize your favorite thing in the whole world, is all in your head!

(sorry lol forgot to put a YFW on last post)

Your actions affect so many others than yourself. You will come to realize what little choice you have. You will do what you must, become what you must, or others will pay for your cowardice. You WILL accept the gifts offered to you.

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>YFW everyone on earth except you is a clone of the same person with only 1 thing objective. To examine you and take notes for their ruler.

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Be honest, what else are you gonna do?

 

>YFW you find a mod that pony-fies Mass Effect and actually does an amazing job of it.

"I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London." - Wernher von Braun

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your at a nude beach, your playing volleyball, and you get a raging boner,and there isnt any girls playing, and you dont know anyone your playing with

Your actions affect so many others than yourself. You will come to realize what little choice you have. You will do what you must, become what you must, or others will pay for your cowardice. You WILL accept the gifts offered to you.

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After dating your boy/girlfriend for several months, you meet his/her parents for the first time, just to find out (s)he's your long lost brother/sister that you two never knew about.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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yer face when 3 guys walks up to you and gives you a gun, says "shoot a baby in the face, or i kill you in a brazen bull"

(theres only 1 bullet)

Your actions affect so many others than yourself. You will come to realize what little choice you have. You will do what you must, become what you must, or others will pay for your cowardice. You WILL accept the gifts offered to you.

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