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I had a BSOD moment when I learned that Hollywood plans on making a movie about Tetris.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Help, I'm stuck pressing buttons just to make lights change!

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"But whether James really did take off Snape's pants, Harry never found out."

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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'Tickle me this!' - Failed catchphrases before they settled on the Riddler.

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13 dollars a month to open up a private minecraft server my friends will never use, or 10 dollars a month to make full games.

 

HMMMMMMMMMM.....

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose, but you can't pick the dictator of North Korea. (that's my job)

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I can... But you can't make me!!!

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Program crash code script in ASM for use with the Cheat Engine script system:

 

[ENABLE]
//code from here to '[DISABLE]' will be used to enable the cheat //or rather, enable the crash
alloc(newmem,2048)
label(returnhere)
label(originalcode)
label(exit)

newmem: //this is allocated memory, you have read,write,execute access //and 1-hit kill on the program and possibly computer
add [00000000],ffffffff
jmp newmem //infinite loop, may crash computer instead of just the program if there are no safeties in the program to prevent it

originalcode: //this doesn't matter since the program has already crashed

exit: //this doesn't matter since the program has already crashed
jmp returnhere //this doesn't matter since the program has already crashed

********: //this is the address of some random always-changing/updating value in the program, it doesn't matter what used to be here
jmp newmem
nop
nop
nop
nop
returnhere:

[DISABLE] //this section doesn't really matter since the program won't last long enough for it to be used
//code from here till the end of the code will be used to disable the cheat //or not, since enabling will kill the program anyways
dealloc(newmem)
********: //this is the address of some random always-changing/updating value in the program

 

Wanna know the scary part? This is roughly 90% of all virus code in any virus designed solely to crash a computer system, and I know the other 10% that makes it self-propagate and run from the boot sector of HDDs without any AV program noticing. (SSDs are even better since you can load it into the firmware a lot easier)

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