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On 11/14/2019 at 5:44 AM, Psychotic Ninja said:

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that's actually very well drawn, did you make that?

 

edit: oops, i didn't mean to double post, my bad

Edited by RaTcHeT302 (see edit history)

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Obi Wan was the MVP of the now extinct Jedi Order. 

 

Let's go down the rap sheet. 

 

1. Single handedly defeated Darth Maul, becoming the first Jedi to kill a Sith in centuries. 

2. Single handedly defeated General Gregious, who had previously wiped the floor with a handful Masters and Padawans.

3. Cut down the Chosen One without breaking a sweat 

4. Disappeared into the force during combat with his old apprentice. 

5. Trained a protege who would go on to score a complete victor over the Sith 

 

Now let's look at his contemporaries;

 

1. Qui-gon: acted haughty and wise and died like a bitch 

2  Windu: scored points for nearly overpowering sheev, but got too hot headed and disregarded core jedi teachings ("he's too dangerous to be kept alive!"), ultimately pushing Anakin over the edge. 

3. Yoda: acted haughty and wise, gave up fighting the emperor for no reason, dicked around for 20 years on a swamp plant and then died like a bitch. Fuck you Yoda, you don't deserve to go into the force. 

4. The rest of the Jedi Council: indolent menagerie of hippies that just lounged around in their stupid ivory tower all day, collectively achieving absolutely nothing substantial.

"You don't get to bring friends."

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1 hour ago, RaTcHeT302 said:

that's actually very well drawn, did you make that?

I wish

 

53 minutes ago, Im_CIA said:

1. Single handedly defeated Darth Maul, becoming the first Jedi to kill a Sith in centuries. 

2. Single handedly defeated General Gregious, who had previously wiped the floor with a handful Masters and Padawans.

3. Cut down the Chosen One without breaking a sweat 

4. Disappeared into the force during combat with his old apprentice. 

5. Trained a protege who would go on to score a complete victor over the Sith 

6. He had the High Ground.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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6 minutes ago, BTGBullseye said:

You wish.

i think i've got the double curse

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QUICK TELL ME A JOKE SO THAT I CAN GET RID OF IT

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3 hours ago, Psychotic Ninja said:

 

Criss Angel, now that's a name I haven't heard in ages.
 

edit: holy shit how embarrassing lmfao

Edited by Annie (see edit history)

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6 hours ago, Im_CIA said:

Leelo Dallas Multipass

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2 hours ago, BTGBullseye said:

Yes, she knows it's a multipass.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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