If Life Were An RPG.

[Dan-95]

Not much to say really, just mention aspects of life in RPG format. I'll start off.

 

Wikipedia: +2 INT, 1% chance confusion - self. Item.

 

Smokes: +1 CHA, -10hp. Item.

 

Computer Geek: +1 INT, -1 CHA. Passive feat.

[Blue]

You were hit by a car. -80hp

 

You drank a glass of water. +1hp

 

WHAT

[alphabetagamma]

School: +3 INT -5 sec attention span per day

 

Posting on /b/: -100 INT +10 lulz

 

Brony class: +15 awesome +10 Friendship +20% cool +10 obsession

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[Psychotic Ninja]

Watching Freeman's Mind/Civil Protection: +50 HP +10 INT

Watching other Machinima: -50 HP -50 INT

[Epsilon]

Bad Temper - +10 STR, -5 CHAR, Use: Increases DPS by 200% for 15 sec, takes away 2% of max HP every 3 seconds.

 

AC classes in school - +5 INT, -3 END

 

Caffeine Addiction - +5 END, +3 STR, -4 hours of sleep

 

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Edited June 8, 2011 by Guest (see edit history)

[ProHypster]

Posting here +5 EXP, +50 CHAR

Looking at Alphabetagamas signature -100 CHAR, -1 HP every 3 seconds, +5% chance of heart attack

[Eedo Baba]

Running around naked in public

-50 Charisma

+10 Athletics

[Epsilon]

Running around naked in public

-50 Charisma

+10 Athletics

You posting that

-Several pounds of food in my stomach.

+85% urge to avoid this thread.

[alphabetagamma]

Brony class: +15 awesome +10 Friendship +20% cool +10 obsession

MLP:FIM additional affect, If you are a brony class +5 lulz for all haters, all haters excperience +15 rage +10 hate +10 subconsious jelly

 

Looking at Alphabetagamas signature -100 CHAR, -1 HP every 3 seconds, +5% chance of heart attack

lolumad? ohhh u jelly. lolujelly?

[Epsilon]

Brony class: +15 awesome +10 Friendship +20% cool +10 obsession

MLP:FIM additional affect, If you are a brony class +5 lulz for all haters, all haters excperience +15 rage +10 hate +10 subconsious jelly

 

Looking at Alphabetagamas signature -100 CHAR, -1 HP every 3 seconds, +5% chance of heart attack

lolumad? ohhh u jelly. lolujelly?

 

Banned for- Use: Posting in the wrong thread for 30 seconds. -5 Rep

[Doom Shepherd]

Librarian Ally: Increases INT by 200% for six turns once per day.

Internet Pr0n: -10CHA +5 DEX. Removes Kleenex from Inventory. +5 to Perception Check During Effect.

5 Hour Energy Drink: Item. Removes Effect: Sleepy for 100 Turns. Increases Move Rate by 5. After 100 Turns, gives Effect: Coma.

[MepsiPax187]

Hit someone: LEVEL UP!

[Arby]

Good Morning Chrono!

[Epsilon]

Huge Novel - +5 INT, +3 PER, -8 Sanity

[Axeldeath]

You've reached level 30! From now on your skills will degrade until death.

[Epsilon]

Defias Bandit attacks Epsilon for 10 damage (Stabbing).

 

Epsilon hits Defias Bandit with [baseball Bat] for 80 damage (Crushing).

 

Defias Bandit missed.

 

Epsilon attacks Defias Bandit for 10 damage (10 Overkill).

 

Defias Bandit dies.

 

Epsilon eats [Delicious Beef Jerky].

 

Epsilon loots 5 Gold, 15 Silver, 80 Copper.

 

Epsilon loots [Red Defias Mask].

[Alyxx Thorne]

Alyxx acquired Breadbox

Alyxx deposits Bread in Breadbox

Alyxx acquired USB Turntable, CHA+1

[Epsilon]

Leader Enemy Boss attacks Alyxx for 500 damage (Crushing).

 

Epsilon deactivated [Noble Steed].

 

Epsilon casts [Heal] on Alyxx, healing for 500 health.

 

Leader Enemy Boss missed Epsilon.

 

Epsilon uses [Awesomeness of the Greek Alphabet] on Leader Enemy Boss for 9001 damage (1337 Overkill).

 

Leader Enemy Boss dies.

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[Epsilon]

Epsilon uses [Double Post] for -900 REP.

 

Gordon Freeman adds Epsilon to [The List] for [(3x4y7z12)5 (–5x9y3z4)2], where x = 9001, y = 1337, and z = 42.

 

Epsilon does not die, but is teleported to a place of eternal torture by [Gordon Freeman's Crowbar].

[J.C.]

iddqd

idkfa

iddt

idclip

 

Time for some serious ass kicking