Freeman's reaction to the gonarch.

[BTGBullseye]

You can't chew through steel!

Rats can...

 

NOPE

http://www.rentokil.com/blog/unbelievable-truths/

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080518122802AANLCKU

http://www.80stoysale.com/rats.html

http://community.discovery.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/9701967776/m/4421946379

 

That's just a few examples of supporting evidence... Rats can chew through steel, and most other metals.

[Pinkie Pie]

Huh. Well I'll be damned.

[Michael Archer]

Yeah, something like, "Back of giant testicle!" He runs away and shoots a bit. When the Gonarch charges he yells "I don't swing that way!"

[underdog250]

He would kick it in the balls.

[Pinkie Pie]

Like a baws.

[scott155]

*ball

[Numb.erz94]

What the f*ck is that thing.. Hold on a sec.. YOU! Your the king headcrab.. or are you the queen.. Hell i dont know.. but what i do know is, this thing is f*cking huge... maybe its a hermaphrodite or something.. (it releases baby headcrabs) OW! WHAT THE F*CK! I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDNT KILL CHILDREN.. BUT IT LOOKS AS IF I HAVE TO BREAK IT, BECAUSE IF I'VE SAID IT ONCE TODAY IT MEANS I'VE SAID IT A THOUSAND TIMES.. ALL ALIENS ARE BASTARDS.. JUST BECAUSE I KNOW WHERE YOU FACE-HUGGERS COME FROM IT WONT CHANGE MY MIND!

 

 

that is probably not the funniest thing youve ever read.. i'm not the best at this kind of thing..

 

(reposted off of my thread though i'm sure many of you have read it already.

[QuakeIV]

I haven't played all of the way through half-life yet but... why do I feel like I am in for a giant penis reference of a boss battle.

[scott155]

I haven't played all of the way through half-life yet but... why do I feel like I am in for a giant penis reference of a boss battle.

 

Bacause

IT'S A GIANT ARMORED TESTICLE.

 

[DuIstalri]

Must hurt when you hit it with a crowbar.

[Darthbill99]

OK, you know what screw it, now I know that I've gone crazy because there is absolutly no way that I am being charged at by a walking testicle, its just not happening. Although real or not, this thing looks like it weighs several tons and it IS charging towards me, sooo I think ill just indulge my fanticy and run like hell. Oh shit oh shit oh shit, fuck you Freud!!!

[DuIstalri]

"... Maybe I should lay off the oxycodone..."

[Razor235]

Something similar to what Shepard did: O_O *Walks calmly behind a rock* What the fuck was that? No. This is just a hallucination. I'm going to close my eyes, count to five, and open them, and Crazyland will be gone. I must have just fallen asleep in the bio lab. One...two...three...four...five...Goddammit. *Looks up and sees Gonarch right in front of him* *blank stare* Oh, Shit. *End of Episode*

[Cyclone]

He'd probably just see it run towards him and he'd have a totally random reaction:

 

 

"IS THAT A GOD-DAMN TESTICLE?! WITH LEGS!?!?"

 

I can't wait for that. It's going to get interesting.

 

 

Possibly hallucinate?

[CatsMeatsMan]

"Your a bit big to make a whatever your species is called baby out of me, aren't you?"

 

the Gonarch spits its white neurotoxin stuff

And then immediately start running away while yelling "OH DEAR GOD! NO! I DON'T NEED TO BE MILKED AND THEN MUTATED!"

[scott155]

Well, based on the most recent episode, "Oh, THEY couldn't kill me, so they send a GIANT testicle to do it! Overcompensation much? If they actually had some balls, THEY WOULDN'T NEED THIS ONE!"