J.C.

WE ARE COMING FOR YOU!!!!

Thank you all (right now it's just after 3 pm, so there's a lot of birthday left). There are pros and cons to being born on Halloween. The pros, are that you get appropriate presents The cons, are that party guest tend to be a little... peculiar. Here, this is a picture of the one we had last year. I had to break out the shovel. Otherwise, things would have gotten ugly.

Banned because I really wish you'd let us in.

Banned for being thorough. Just watch out for those Lemon Party links They scar you for life

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Sparkly

Banned for falling for it.

There, fixed that for you Please don't ban me. I'm on my sixth glass of water and ice. Nothing like it to fight the heat.

[align=left] So... who are you?[/align] [align=right]I'm the new Halloween avatar. [/align] [align=left] But I though I was the new Halloween avatar.[/align] [align=right]Shut up. I am the new Halloween avatar. [/align] [align=left] No, you're not, you're a fake, that's what you are.[/align] [align=right]You guys are crazy. I was the avatar long before any of you. [/align] [align=left] That's right... old man.[/align] [align=right]Wait... I'm confused. If you are all avatars... who am I? [/align] [align=left] Scary ass animated gif, that was too heavy to be used.[/align] [align=right]Yeah, get back in your folder, you freak! [/align] [align=left] Can you believe that guy?[/align] [align=right]What a loser. [/align] [align=left] So... where were we? Oh yeah. Who are you guys?[/align]

I went bananas

Yeah. I really don't understand why can't he grab a crowbar or something and fight the zombies. They are corpses, for heaven's sake. Dead, rotting corpses. Not the strongest of opponents. Actually, I think I've been so desensitized by modern movies, games and news, that if a zombie apocalypse occurred, I would grab a shovel and start lobotomizing ghouls in a second. Yeah, I'm hardcore that way! Not really... I would probably sit in a corner and cry.

Banned for calling my bluff.

Disclaimer: I'm no way suggesting anything. That image just appeared. I'm now drinking water with some ice cubes in it. Old school.

Banned for not singing along and hurting my feelings in the process. Now, I'm going to cry in the corner.

Get an emulator and some abandonware roms for classic systems. That's how I spend my days. More or less. Also, "La abadia del crimen" has been updated and re-released as freeware. One of the greatest old school games. http://abadiadelcrimen.com/descarga.html Huge maps (for that time), very interesting gameplay, plenty of online guides available.

Milk and a sandwich. About an hour ago.

Join him. The sofa is delicious and moist. I'm thinking of becoming a superhero. Any costume suggestions?

Girl.

(No particular reason. Very well, let's finish this, if someone wants to continue, we can start a new adventure). "The nearest suicide booth is right here!" says a booming voice, just as a massive gamma ray burst eradicates all life on Earth. [align=center]THE END[/align] ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Performance

Radio contact is sufficient, no need to extend your middle finger.

I'm up. Just had breakfast. Chased my dog a bit around the house. Panicked about my future. Calmed down. Watched half an episode of Friends. Now I think is time for some Silent Hill.

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I think I'm going to play Silent Hill: Homecoming for a while.