BTGBullseye

The best black jokes I've ever heard were from a black guy... He was on the lookout for more. The best Mexican jokes are made by Mexicans. I guarantee that if people aren't idiots, they'll take the joke as intended, not as an insult. OT: What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem. What do you call two mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all of the mexicans on the moon? Problem solved. I actually first heard that one from an illegal immigrant. (the irony is palpable)

First, we either need to develop drone tech to have drones mine asteroids for us, and be self repairing, or we need to develop a much better reentry vehicle. Second, we need to improve our mining processes to use very high power lasers. Third, we need to also build a refining station either in orbit, or in the asteroid belt. Fourth, it will take many billions of dollars just to build the infrastructure for the operation, and there won't be any returns on it for quite some time. I know of no corporation in existence that has both the capitol, and the motivation, to essentially throw away billions on something that can't possibly have any returns for at least a year, and possibly never. Fifth, I'm actually currently working on all but the fourth.

What do you get when you cross a Rhinoceros with a Penguin? Answer: Let's go get tacos.

Ooblek!!!

What about little pink heart-shaped St. Valentine's Day cards?

A mouse eating a George Foreman grill.

I impaired better when work.

Same for the good torrents... Besides, there's no way that MS can ever get rid of the torrents, but they can always get rid of the other download locations.

Valve.

Explanation: The platforms have some form of anti-gravity caused by the Xen Crystals. (hence the need for an anti-mass spectrometer at the beginning of the game) Those crystals allow the platforms to 'hover' above some form of gravity well. (normal planet, gas giant, brown dwarf, black hole, etc.) The air is atmospheric around the gravity well. That covers all aspects of those floating platforms.

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2014/10/02/portal-2-brain-training/ Portal 2 is better for improving your problem solving, spatial skill, and persistence than dedicated software designed to improve those areas.

Random snippets of music floating through my head.

I hate headaches and fevers... Both of which I have right now.

The best way to get a woman to have sex with you is to compliment her... Like, "Wow you're a fast runner, you almost got away."

PIZZA!!!

Why do people constantly forget torrents?

Wouldn't matter... All I'm doing is combining the episodes, and putting them on a DVD image.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) - 8/10 A lot closer to the original comics than the previous movies. ________________________________________________________________________________ Hercules (2014) - 9.5/10 Excellent movie that I recommend anyone who knows the legends to watch, and keep an open mind about it. It's possible.

Because I have a cool new phone, and it's just too cool for flames to occur anywhere near your computer.

Pee

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Why is it that Ubisoft is physically incapable of optimizing their games? Seriously, FC3 ran with much better framerate at high graphics settings than FC4 is at sub-minimum settings. (and the only major difference between the two is that 4 doesn't allow for any way to disable some DX11 settings, and those are locked at maximum, like depth of field and tessellation)

Listening to music and letting my stomach settle after eating too much.

8GB isn't enough for RAM storage of the video... You'd need to either have 32GB and have your CPU transcoding as you go, or 64GB+ to store the RAW video. (RAW video at any rez at 50/60 FPS is very space consuming)