BTGBullseye

How would two pineapples have sex?

Banned for thinking I wasn't thinking about him.

Trying to get a job...

Banned for thinking that I was thinking about you.

No, you don't have enough time...

Banned for thinking I don't.

Buying the games still has the problems... I'm talking about memory leaks, bad programming, and corrupt file problems. I actually purchased 2 separate copies of the Medal of Honor 10th Anniversary Collection, (back in 2008) and they didn't even come with a code that would allow the install of Spearhead... There are several instances where the devs actually used the cracked .exe for their updates because the pirates were better programmers than the devs.

You'd be surprised how easy it is to fix that...

Left in by the devs on purpose for the pirated version of games. And the pirated versions are the only ones that fix the problems.

Cry for joy?

Banned for expecting me to mention things I know nothing about.

Well give it to me first, and I'll make them go away... I have a talent for that. Mainly because I use pirated stuff to fix the problems left in by the devs.

Damn drunk drivers...

Setting up my parent's new Android phone, and getting my Mom addicted to Crayon Physics.

You could have me break everything first, then you wouldn't be the one breaking them...

Banned for lack of avatar.

Can I help?

Small Soldiers. 6.7/10

About to go get a chop & cheese sandwich, and a glass of coke.

It is actually an unmodified screenshot from Source 2 engine... Honestly, I would like to see all the Valve games ported over, with very little preference as to which is first.

You are a shortening of the word "fanatic" then.

Banned for being online when I am.