BTGBullseye

Waiting for my laundry to finish... I'm stuck naked until then.

Why is it that everyone seems to think that doing the same thing as the person who posted previously is random? On that note... DON'T DO THE SAME OR SIMILAR TO WHAT I'M DOING HERE!!! THAT'S NOT RANDOM!!!

No, this is The General thread. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_General_%281926_film%29

Well, first off, D3BFG has worse graphics than the original, (except for the widescreen support) more bugs, and bad emulators for the other two games. (besides, you can upgrade the GFX in the original a lot easier) I don't list the original Doom because I still have yet to play it. Oh, add in Quake 2 to my list...

Staying dead.

It would heat up in reverse. Have you ever stuck a fork in an outlet? If not, WHY!?!?!?!

Banned for that.

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Don't make me post that "and now for something completely different" pic again!

Trying to think of something that's going to keep me from being bored for the entire day... I need 8 hours of entertainment, but I'm already bored.

A job.

Very voracious vixens vex Vasili.

Don't you dare say that Monty Python is in violation of anything or I just might suicide!

JK. lol

Pineapples periodically prick people pretty painfully.

It's called "An IQ above 160".

You'll have to forgive me, but some of the games on my list are DOS only, and sometimes even total flops... Also, this is a cross-platform list. In no particular order... Elfland Great Naval Battles U.S.S. Ticonderoga The Half-Life Series Mass Effect 1 (the best of the three) Need For Speed Underground Need For Speed Most Wanted Age Of Empires 1 & 2 Civilization 4 Warhammer 40,000 Dawn Of War 1 & 2 Borderlands 1 & 2 Deus Ex & Invisible War & Human Revolution Doom 3 (the original only) Tribes 2 Portal 1 & 2 Bastion Crysis Fallout New Vegas The Elder Scrolls 3 & 5 (Morrowind & Skyrim)(can't wait till they come out with one based in Elsweyr) Torchlight 1 & 2 Space Pirates & Zombies H.A.W.X. (with the 1.02 patch, but only after modding it to be more accurate to existing aircraft) Command & Conquer Series (excluding C&C4) Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire Super Mario Bros. 3 Legend Of The Dragoon Battle Tanx Donkey Kong Country 1 & 2 & 3 Earthbound Super Mario World Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Turtles In Time Mortal Combat Series Street Fighter Series Tetris Silpheed (the first one, for DOS) The Gameboy/Color/Advance Pokemon Series Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Starcraft 1 & 2 Warcraft 2 & 3 World Of Warcraft (vanilla or vanilla + Burning Crusade) Tribes Ascend Earthsiege 1 & 2 Duck Hunt (for the NES) The Battlefield Series The Worms Series (up to, but not including any of the 3d games) Quake 2 Brix Cyberstorm 2 I'm positive I have more to add to the list, but I can't remember them right off hand. [EDIT] Added Quake 2. [EDIT2] Added Brix. Added Cyberstorm 2. Added URL code for games that are less well known.

Child care.

Sufferin' succotash!

I found this cool little thing, it's an addon that detects pictures and text related to a particular stupid kid's show and replaces it with a caption that says this: "Moronic images or text detected and removed."

Here's my current playlist... Play That Funky Music White Boy - Wild Cherry Werewolves Of London - Warren Zevon Funk #49 - The James Gang Frankenstein - The Edgar Winter Group Moving In Stereo - The Cars Ballroom Blitz - Sweet Superstition - Stevie Wonder Magic Carpet Ride - Steppenwolf The Tears Of A Clown - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles Another One Bites The Dust - Queen Live And Let Die - Paul McCartney & The Wings Band On The Run - Paul McCartney & The Wings Southern Man - Neil Young I'm Just A Singer (In A Rock & Roll Band) - Moody Blues Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynrd Simple Man - Lynyrd Skynyrd Funkytown - Lipps Inc. Kashmir - Led Zeppelin Get Up Offa That Thing - James Brown In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida - Iron Butterfly Theme From Shaft - Isaac Hayes Magic Man - Heart Cat's In The Cradle - Harry Chapin Crazy On You - Heart We're An American Band - Grand Funk Railroad Radar Love (long version) - Golden Earring All Right Now - Free Grease - Frankie Valli Slow Ride - Foghat I Shot The Sheriff - Eric Clapton Cocaine - Eric Clapton Rocket Man - Elton John Don't Bring Me Down - Electric Light Orchestra War - Edwin Starr Witchy Woman - Eagles One Of These Nights - Eagles Hotel California - Eagles Sultans Of Swing - Dire Straits Layla - Derek & The Dominoes Smoke On The Water - Deep Purple Woman From Tokyo - Deep Purple Travelin' Band - Creedence Clearwater Revival The Devil Went Down To Georgia - Charlie Daniels Band Kung Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas Like A Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan Don't Fear The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult Heart Of Glass - Blondie War Pigs - Black Sabbath Iron Man - Black Sabbath Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) - Billy Joel Burnin' Sky - Bad Company Hold Your Head Up - Argent A Horse With No Name - America Ramblin Man - Allman Brothers Band Walk This Way - Aerosmith Dream On - Aerosmith Back In The Saddle - Aerosmith T.N.T. - ACDC Big Balls - ACDC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - ACDC 4.5 hours of music. On shuffle it is comparable to most Classic Rock radio stations, only no commercials and much better quality audio. (I'm using FLAC)

ThePirateBay is not accessible... 90% of the seeders and leechers on my torrents are using Chinese IPs... So much for censoring.

Pineapples.

Contemplating becoming very active on the forums again.