Psychotic Ninja

Freeman's Mind Freeman's Mind or Civil Protection?

Twenty cows are puking swords with imitation Belgian chocolate waffles outside your emulator.

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Banned for thinking that.

6/10, not festive enough.

Spider-Man 2. Now before you take out your pitchforks, torches, and mob starting kits, hear me out. I'm talking about the PC version of the game. This, this has far less to do with the movie than the console version, it's a huge jumbled mess of a story, if you can call it a story. It's more like 5-6 mini-stories, with the movie story is barely in it at the start, and at the end. You know how 2 (console) boasted how your webbing actually attached to things, and future installments (with the exception of ultimate and 3) pretended to stick to things, and how people complained about that? Well PC version of Spider-Man 2 is even worse. Hell, it's worse than the webbing going straight up into space, like with Spider-man 1 and previous titles. See, in the "open world" there's these webbing prompts, web icons that float in the sky, some even near buildings and other objects, like a crane. You aim with the mouse (and trust me, there's no controller input, even though previous PC Spider-Man games allowed you to use a controller), until the courser says "swing", then you press the left mouse button to swing back and forth indefinitely. Oh, and you use the mouse for everything, except movement. Left click for swinging, attacking, zipping, web shots, etc. Hell, if you have side buttons on the mouse, like I do, you can have it so those let you move forward and backwards, and there's no need to strafe, like at all. So yes, it is possible to play (and beat) the entire game without touching the keyboard. Oh and the game tells you exactly how to defeat every. single. boss. in. the. game. It's so bad, it's laughably good, which is why, if you can get it, you should play it.

Reminds me of Life is Strange.

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Banned for wanting the entire movie in gif form.

Work

Laughter

I see wut u did thar... Bloodlines.

THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xoVOgZJUAIA Monster

Plane

How do you prove that you exist...? Maybe we don't exist...

Turtles

Wood

Bone

Spooky scary skeletons

Muscles.

Friend

Play.

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