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Well, to be fair, if she attacks me and then cries foul when I attack her back, I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with her to begin with.

As is the principle for most people, I wouldn't dare to attack anyone, whether the person is a man or a woman if it's not to defend myself, but I wouldn't hesitate to do so if said person attacks me first. Regardless of whether or not it's a woman assaulting me, she intends on doing me harm, so why should I stand idly and substantially increase her chance of doing so? If the woman doesn't want to be injured, she shouldn't provoke people into exercising the right of self-defense (even though I'm aware that that has its limits). My relatives are firm believers in the principle of "Don't hit a woman regardless of the context," but I've always believed that you shouldn't start what you can't/won't finish. Most women who believe that a man shouldn't so much as lay a finger on them are the ones who also claim to advocate equality regardless of gender, so doesn't that mean that self-defense is self-defense and gender isn't even in the picture?

whew Ok, folks. You can take the pitchforks and torches home.

'Tis why you use the airblast, you heretic. You were the one saying he has no idea as to what it is, right?

tHx9IsCDKIw Got this deflect kill while playing with Fluttershy, Chuck, and ShinyObject. The formermost hates me now because of things such as this D:

>YFW the Horseless Headless Horseman chops down your door.

>YFW you're emaciated and starving, but you don't have any teeth or a tongue, and your only food source is a steak.

Mm. Nothing too convoluted, but it's pretty helpful. http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/3f/Spy_thanksfortheteleporter02.wav

8/10; it started off sounding unappealing, but I wound up enjoying it. 6-2jNiVK86A

Well, I had a Fez, but I... accidentally it (I traded it... ). I'd also rather focus on playing without sets, especially since I have a penchant for the Ambassador and vanilla knife.

Does anyone here have any Spy tips? It's the only class I'm absolutely abysmal at playing, so I'd like to learn the ropes of it. My aim with the Ambassador is decent, but people like Username and James Bond make me look and feel inept and about as helpful as a glow-in-the-dark belt buckle.

Don Lockwood: It'd be hilarious hearing Morgan Freeman in a show like MLP Don Lockwood: Imagine him narrating it as if it's one of those Animal Planet things Username: ... Username: We could get a kind of a documentary-esque episode Username: or whatever Don Lockwood: YES Don Lockwood: ABOUT BIG MAC Username: kinda like those ones that spongebob occasionally got Username: YES Don Lockwood: "The Big Mac corners its prey, and emits a quiet 'Eeyup' to petrify it with fear." It was a tongue-in-cheek conversation, but the idea is still amusing.

There I was, thinking I was something close to decent in Half-Life multiplayer. Then I saw this video, and my ego was crushed into microscopic pieces. Thanks. Seriously, though: nice shot.

I don't know; I just have an easier time suspending Scouts in the air and finishing them. Soldiers only give me much trouble if they know how to weapon heckle, and the ones that frequent MGE tend to.

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Sometimes, I don't use big words for the fun of it. I didn't really think as to whether or not the person could understand it; I just wrote the comment.

Happy Uteral Enfranchisement Day to anyone whom I haven't said this to (which would be quite a few people). Also, happy birthday to this thread itself, which was created on July 13 last year.

So I had a discussion with a self-titled "anti-Brony." Posting this may or may not be for the most auspicious ends, but... voila:

So I've been working on my Pyroing... Degreaser/Flare Gun/Axtinguisher. I'm roasting Scouts on MGE and learning to take on Soldiers. Actually just took on a guy in MGE; he started out as a Scout, but switched to Soldier since he could barely touch me. I marginally beat him at 19:20. In addition to that, I'm pulling off quite a few flare airshots. I doubt I'm MLG material yet, but I hope to at least become somewhere close to it.

I've been told my mustache/peach fuzz thingy looks like that of a "pedophilic vampire" by one of my friends, but I don't understand how that remark is even coherent.

What don't you like about it?

Welp, since my relatives insisted on broadcasting our visit to Florida over Facebook, I figured I'd post a few images here. I'm betting that someone slipped some hallucinogens into whatever I was drinking, because I sure don't remember smiling this jovially (I'm the one in the middle, if you can't tell by the description ). Conversely, here's me sadfacing: Aaaaand here's a nice picture of the sunset:

>YFW your complexion is relatively fair, but you want to get a tan, so you sit out in the sweltering sun for 3 consecutive hours (with what may as well be absolutely no sunscreen), but end up becoming considerably burnt, thus your risk of contracting skin cancer increases substantially. strangely articulate, innit

Well, that's a good point, but have you ever considered