Mr. ShinyObject

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I can decide whether to laugh or cry. Here in Wisconsin its Winter 6 months of the year. There are days where we have to shovel the sidewalk 3 times because theres practically a new coat of snow by the time we finish, and last year there were still bits of snow on the ground in May. On the other hand, every year I make a wicked awesome snow sculpture with my Dad, and we walk (literally) on the river when it freezes over.

That was probably one of the coolest things that happened to me in the game so far. Having a gaurd walk up to you and say dude, stop with the ultra awesome super power, its so powerful that its freaking everyone out. And then there was the line when you get to the Mage's College: "Try and keep your voice down in here, some of our students are working on delicate projects." I mean come on! Its like she was practically asking me to!

EqD posted something a while back about spotting people who just write about themselves in pony form, and one of the tell tale signs was unnatural colors. The only fan-fic I read (TtEoAP) features a dark grey pony with a mane with each of the colors of fire, and the pony versions of musicians like Mike the Mic and Wooden Toaster have multicolored hair (a rare thing in the show). People just want their ponies to stand out, because to the authors, they are the most important ponies. They feel this should be reflected in their appearance. I have personally never made OC or author insert, simply because there are so many background ponies you could make stories for, but if I were to make one, I'd certainly keep it in the show's aesthetic. Probably Lyra Green or Dash Blue.

Called it.

Banned because you're all a bunch of whiny little girls.

Well this isn't so hard. What color is this even? Is it the one that-OH MY GOD NOT THAT COLOR! The next post must be written in at least 20 different colors (and I don't mean 20 different shades of black, they have to be radically different).

Banned because if anyone here were to be banned for excessive explanations, it would be you, Miss Twilight Sparkle.

-- Thats what I was going to say for my rule! The next post must be written in zombie.

NyiEaSzpdMk Your Avatar made me think of this song for some reason.

5/10 boobs are a plus, but there are less guns. Also you are changing it like every other day.

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I'd post a screengrab of my desktop, but it is very cluttered and there are too many random files and All of my Steam games icons are broken. But here is the background I've got. I think its clever, pretty, a nice, solid color, and conveys so much emotion:

I know that feel. And I attend brony meetups (with no elligible women, sadly), so I'd have a reason to wear pony shirts. I feel shirts with Discord or some of the less-girly cutie marks would be a safe bet. I'm buying this one once I get the next paycheck. I especially like the back. As for what I'm doing right now, I'm freezing my butt off as I peruse the internet waiting to get sleepy.

If you hadn't narrowed it to mane 6, this would be tougher, since I like Luna and Derpy, but I think this just about matches my feelings. 1. Pinkie Pie 2. Twilight Sparkle 3. Rainbow Dash 4. Fluttershy 5. Rarity 6. Applejack In retrospect, that wasn't any easier. I knew Pinkie & Twilight would be in the top 2, but other than that I must have switched around each of them to each spot. Though I whole-heartedly agree with Applejack's rating per-race. Speaking of Pony races, has anyone else noticed that we have seen the family of the Earth Ponies and Unicorns, but not Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash's?

Also people who can't afford/access The Hub. I only get scared when they start taking down pony-related stuff. I don't mind them taking down episodes since they're hardly in the wrong and I know they won't stay down for long.

listening to banjo music for some reason.

9/10 because this one is holding REAL guns. 2 of them!

jDMGv3hNMes Too easy.

My second PMV (my first was the Safety Dance), based on the Awolnation song "Burn It Down," since PMVs with their music always make the top 10. A pony Fan-fiction that I have mostly given up on. Skyrim Rotoscoping!

There is this literary or psychological theory that women can be seperated into the mother, the sister/daughter, and the lover. Since there are 6 and not 3 of them, you could say each is seperated into the id (basic human/animal desires, uncontrollable/impulsive) and the ego (dealing with reality, thinking). Twilight is the mother ego (caring for spike, hatching his egg, solving problems usually from a point of superiority) Fluttershy is the mother id (a bit of a stretch, but she deals with basic needs and is animal-centric) Applejack is the sister ego (pretty obvious) Pinkie Pie is the sister id (uncontrollable, impulsive, sisterly in that she does pranks and is friendly to everyone) Rarity is the lover ego (she does have desires, but not animalistic ones, and is very practical) Rainbow Dash is the lover id (obviously an id, could possibly switch with Pinkie) But hey, this is just my psychoanalysis, and I'm not even taking psychology until next year.

(It took forever to find a version of this picture that wasn't wallpaper sized)

As for the whole "bi" thing, I do believe Rarity and Alyxx makes 2 more than there were at my last forum (at least who were open about it). I am adamantly and forwardly a pro-LGBTQ rights and all that. I yell at my roommates when they use the f word (the homophobic one) casually. If it weren't for the pony thread, BraveTriforcer probably never would have got me to join. And I think maturity in forums is inversely proportional to the size. Thats why Escapist and SPUF are some of the worst, and little ones like this are the best.