Zaraki

Oh man.... Can you guys believe this? A group of drug dealers in our neighbourhood! There was a SWAT team,the police blocked the roads,but there was no violent action. The dealers just gave themselves up. Around 5 of them. I saw them come out one by one. It was thanks to a police dog that sniffed them out. I felt kinda nervous,yet really interested. I might send some pictures.

Banned for having a large ego.

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The word "dun" stands for "cursed",right?

10/10 Love the hat.

Don't listen to the haters,Jeb. You're being yourself and that's what makes you awesome. OT:Feeling tired,but okay. Got some uni projects to do in the next few weeks and I'm gonna move to a new house next month.

Bad news:It turns out to be a major scam. Good news:A new type of anti-viral drug is made by scientists.

Tortured croissants sell man-eating laptops and overpriced cursed demonic candy for the aliens.

I can do some decent voice acting,more or less.

"What riddle nonsense are you talking about? That is just silly,silly."

Devil May Cry 3 - Divine Hate

But if the cookies were for someone else,how would that someone know where the cookies where and why the heck would they want cookies in the first place?

Banned for accusing someone of unoriginality.

"Uh..listen,can you just stop...staring at me?"

Jesus Christ.... I had a REALLY weird and VERY perverted dream. It would say what it was about,but it would disgust all of you.

"Really? I thought he was joking. Can't believe he really did it."

9/10 I like his sinister look.

Granted,but now the internet service provider demands a higher pay. I wish I had smaller toes.

Banned for not showing teeth while smiling. (Sorry if I offended any dragon lovers )

"That's interesting,yet funny,Leila."

Boring.

Screamin' plants sell man-eating laptops and overpriced cursed demonic candy for the win.

Bad news:You turn out to be very incompetent and therefore you get fired. Good news:You've just won 500000 Canadian dollars!

PS2. A robotic cupboard or a living closet?

Banned for keeping dragons as pets.