Reverend_UshankaCat_

A dump truck backing up. *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

Last night I dreamed that I was back in school with a few friends, and there was one guy listening to his mp3-player at MASSIVE volume, and when the teacher got annoyed one of my friends tried blaming me for it. And at one point it got so loud that it sounded like he was blasting it from speakers and then the teacher totally freaked out.

Nah, you're just being paranoid. ... Really, we are a peaceful race. ... WHY IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?

fCrdJO9O5ns OT: Just had some bread with cheese and some scrambled egg.

I'd take the big cut. I would show it off and be like "Yeah, I got this saving a bunch of schoolchildren from a bear. Nah, it doesn't hurt." Would only be half a lie, really. Having a supportive, but annoying friend who constantly thinks of embarassing nicknames for you or having a supportive, but annoying friend who always gives high-fives so hard that it hurts?

SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME IRC PARTY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!! JOIN WHILE WE STILL HAVE DONUTS!!!

Fuckup.

Telescope

Me.

Trying to calm down after attempting to buy Dead Island on Steam using a VPN because it won't show up in my country, but it didin't work

Well, we time how long it takes us to beat the chapter (Hard difficulty), while also keeping track of everything we killed. When the chapter is done, we add up all the points we got. The amount of points you get for killing a monster depend on their health, so a Headcrab would be 20 points, a Houndeye 30, a Vortigaunt 60, etc. (according to the Combine OverWiki). Remaining ammo is also translated into points, 1 point for every bullet, grenade, rocket, whatever you have left at the end of the chapter. Then add the amount of suit energy you have left, then subtract the amount of health that is missing from 100% (so 83 HP left would be -17 points). Whoever was slower than the fastest player gets the amount of seconds he/she was slower subtracted from his/her score. I'd make a joke about how complicated this is and me being German here, but you probably already made one in your head. And it was probably better than mine anyway. Because German humour. Ha. Ha.

Yay, Vappy! Happy Birthday to you too, mate!

I learned English vocabulary by constantly watching Freeman's Mind, using the subtitles to check words I didn't know, then making example sentences with these words. I think there are a lot of Russian subtitles for FM, so maybe that will work too?

Never really did it because I figured no one would see it anyway.

Army of Darkness A group of friends owe a bad guy a lot of money, buy stolen guns to rob some robbers, while the robbers who originally robbed the guns try to get the guns back to the guy whom they sold the guns to and who sold the guns to the group of friends who are accidentaly trying to sell what they robbed back to the guy the robbed it from, and in the end everyone except for them dies.

WOOO! Happy Birthday Zaraki! 18 years, man! Now you're old enough to... do stuff that you previously couldn't do because it requires you to be 18!

СНИКРС!!!!

That is correct! Again, thank you for helping and supporting me. And I also want to thank everyone else here on the forum for just being here to make jokes or even to have serious discussions with, making this a nice place to hang out and meet people. I didn't think anyone would really be interested in this problem of mine, so that's why I never posted about it- and now I don't need to anymore, I'm finally taking care of it!

Everyone and their problems are welcome here. We might not always be able to find solutions, but in my experience this forum is full of nice and pleasant people who are ready to give you their moral support! I wish you the best of luck with dealing with those problems at school. I know how hard it can be a lot of times... Main thing is that you stay positive - I mean hey, Ross said that he has a bunch of new Game Dungeons planned for this month!

Half-Life and Half-Life 2 The Getaway Any of the Serious Sam games Duke Nukem 3D Split/Second Velocity Any of the Crash Bandicoot games Jak and Daxter Call of Duty 5: World At War (Really, it's a good game) Spider Solitaire GRID 2 Driver 2 Just Cause 2 I'm probably forgetting a few, but that's all I can think of right now.

I recently bought the Orange Box for PS3, so I might even start playing TF2 again

Out-of context quote of the day: [21:56:19] Ivan the Space Biker: Yeah, well, at least I met her again and got a free condom and an apple [21:56:28] Ivan the Space Biker: which I can't eat because i'm allergic

Acclimatizing

Snickers

That's a great idea!