Q & A Thread

[Scorpia]

Probably Pizza Hut.

 

Do you think the gift of gab would be a sweet power to have? (basically you can make people hear you as if you're speaking in any language you want them to.)

[Arby]

meh, now If it counts computer languages and aliens we haven't met yet, I'm in.

 

what's the square root of 912.04 and how did it all seem?

[Madman]

wat

 

What's Zalgo? (no scary pics please)

[Ikthias]

you said no scary pics so here

 

but in answer to your Q, my A is, Zalgo is the meme where someone takes a picture and corrupts it, with disturbing results.

 

What is the best way to play a game sober?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Just play it.

 

When you listen to the Mortal Kombat theme, does it make you want to fight?

[Ikthias]

at themoment when i just listened to it on you tube it made me giggle, i was thinking about the movie xD

 

im becoming a brony what the fuck should i do about it?!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Announce it to the world!

 

 

Have you seen my lost dog Snuggles lately?

[danielsangeo]

 

How do I concentrate on the work I need to do when the Internet affords me constant novelty?

 

 

[Humin]

You must kill the batman.

 

Where will Kleiner get batteries for his calculator?

[billy]

in lamars (if thats how you spell it) stomach

 

favorite drink

[Collective Foal]

Favorite Drink period... Dr. Pepper

 

Favorite alcoholic drink: Monsterbombs (Like Skittlebombs but Monster and Vodka instead of Red Bull and Vodka)

 

Do ghosts exist?

[danielsangeo]

No. The feelings of dread, cold spots, and other such claims have ordinary sources.

 

Favorite non-Valve FPS?

[Humin]

The one time I shot all the crows in the backyard with a bb gun. (not true)

 

Why is it that I can't go into the alternate universe beyond my mirror?

[Collective Foal]

Cuz there's glass there.

 

Why do I love everything from KFC?

[Chuckthe2nd]

Because greasy chicken parts.

 

Why will my dog not SHUT THE HELL UP?

[Pinkie Pie]

Obviously to get back at you for screaming in your microphone test video, no doubt waking it up from its nap.

 

Why is Batman a cripple BEFORE fighting Bane?

[Collective Foal]

I'm gonna refrain from using a tasteless joke about the Colorado incident and just say he got hit by a bus.

 

What is the fastest way to clean a house?

[Chuckthe2nd]

Put everything into closets.

 

Why is chocolate so addicting?

[Psychotic Ninja]

'Cause the secret ingredient is tobacco.

 

 

When will my new video card get here?

[danielsangeo]

It's on backorder but will be delivered on September 31st.

 

Why can't I, hold all these limes?