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1. My gay friend's dildo

2. Jet Li

3. Sour Cream

4. Yahtzee Croshaw

5. Gabriel Morton

“Error 482: Somebody shot the server with a 12-gauge. Please contact your administrator”

“Caution Laser Caution Laser Caution Laser”

“I can now solve up to 800 problems a minute”

"I got my degree under the tutelage of Dr. Pepper."

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1. Last of the Summer Wine

2. Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em

3. Open All Hours

4. 'Allo 'Allo!

5. Only Fools and Horses

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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1. Last of the Summer Wine

2. Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em

3. Open All Hours

4. 'Allo 'Allo!

5. Only Fools and Horses

2.

1. My gay friend's dildo

2. Jet Li

3. Sour Cream

4. Yahtzee Croshaw

5. Gabriel Morton

3.

1.Lineups

2.Controls

3.Spoons

4.Klesk

5.Meh

4.

1.) 3

2.) 5

3.) 1

4.) 2

5.) 4

5.

1.Mister

2.You

3.Are

4.Going

5.Down

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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^

 

1. I see wut u did thar BTG

2. Scott saw wu u did thar BTG.

3. Zaraki saw wu u did thar BTG.

4. Ninja saw wu u did thar BTG.

5. Zaraki saw wu u did thar BTG agen.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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1.Writing

2.Recording

3.Editing

4.Releasing

5.Advertising

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

http://myanimelist.net/profile/MantisDude

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1. "I'm probably carrying a few blood-borne diseases on my suit. I'm a walking CDC nightmare. It makes me want to hug someone."

2. "And where did that security guard go? I didn't see him! He's off playing with that alien in this giant funhouse of a ventilation system!"

3. "I don't think anyone's gonna buy a few dozen counts of self-defense with a submachine gun. I think there's kind of an unspoken rule in our society that if this many people are trying to kill you, you're supposed to be dead."

4. ""Yore dead". Wow. I can't even make fun of that."

5. "Why can't there be Error 482? Somebody just shot the server with a 12-gauge."

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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1. A grappling hook

2. A crate smashing room

3. A squirrel getting caught in a power line in MIT

4. Eddie

5. Hong Kong '97 (the movie, not the game)

Welp, now what?

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1. SSD

2. HDD

3. Floppy Drive

4. Tape Drive

5. Punch Cards

 

(reverse progression of computer data non-volatile primary storage systems, for those that don't know what I was doing)

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Five Worries That Aren't Related To Jackie Chan

 

1. Did I spend too much on books today?

2. Is a typing score of 183 CPM and 37 WPM normal for someone of my generation?

3. Do I have any Fentiman's Curiosity Cola left?

4. Is it weird that I was slightly disappointed that I had nothing to contribute to my obituaries thread today?

5. What the hell was that?!?!! (I have all the windows open because it's hot-as-bollocks in my flat, and I'm pretty sure a fly the size of an albatross just flew in)

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When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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1. Ackie Chanj

2. Ckie Chanja

3. Kie Chanjac

4. Ie Chanjack

5. E Chanjacki

This random YouTuber is getting laid with random hot dudes, and is basically the worst person in existence. Why? Just watch the free video.

Red and yellow do go together.

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1.) Arena

2.) Daggerfall

3.) Morrowind

4.) Oblivion

5.) Skyrim

Quote

"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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1. Cars.

2. Bugs.

3. Planes.

4. Monsters.

5. Toys.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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2.

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3.

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4.

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5.

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When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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1) Blindfolded speedrun of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

2) The chaos that is Jak & Daxter speedrun, in a hilarious way

3) A surprise during Bioshock speedrun

4) Low% Small Mario Only Super Mario World speedrun done by a 15-year old.

5) PEPSIMAN!!!

A.K.A. UberCatSR

Favorite game: Quake 1.

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5) PEPSIMAN!!!

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1.Mac

2.Cheese

3.A little Scout

4.Samurais

5.AKS

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

http://myanimelist.net/profile/MantisDude

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1. Jackie Chan

2. Jackie Chan

3. Jackie Chan

4. Jackie Chan

5. Jackie Chan

the name's riley

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1. Jackie Chan

2. Jackie Chan

3. Jackie Chan

4. Jackie Chan

5. Jackie Chan

YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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