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1. 31% Petroleum oils, crude

2. 26% Petroleum gases

3. 22% Coffee, not roasted

4. 3.1% Self-propelled bulldozers, excavators and road rollers

5. 2.9% Telephones

 

Oh man, you gave me a proper belly laugh! :lol:

Glad I could be of service, :D

 

1.) My opinion

2.) Your opinion

3.) His opinion

4.) Her opinion

5.) Jackie Chan's opinion

It seems like you are implying that Jackie Chan is a theoretical third gender... :3

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

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It seems like you are implying that Jackie Chan is a theoretical third gender... :3

Definitely more probable than "Attack Helicopter" and we know how many identify as that. :P

 

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2. The boys

3. The farm

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1. Leicester City

2. Leicester City narrowly avoiding relegation last year.

3. Leicester City winning the Premier League on Monday.

4. Vardy having a party.

5. The ridiculous number of bookings made on Monday night.

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1.Valve

2.Croteam

3.Gearbox

4.Relic

5.Blizzard

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1.) Sugar

2.) Spice

3.) Everything Nice

4.) Chemical X

5.) Powerpuff Girls

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1. The Diablo Swing Orchestra

2. Stolen Babies

3. Steam Powered Giraffe

4. Bong Hits For Jesus

5. James Hetfield. As much as he wishes he was.

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1. A random thing that isn't Jackie Chan.

2. A non-random thing that isn't Jackie Chan.

3. A random persona that isn't Jackie Chan.

4. A non-random persona that isn't Jackie Chan.

5. Jackie Chan, in drag.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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1. Red.

2. Green.

3. Blue.

4. Yellow.

5. Purple.

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1.) Pootis

2.) Spencer

3.) here

4.) Now

5.) Doctor!

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1. It's warm today.

2. Too warm.

3. Why is it so warm?

4. Damnit European mainland you can keep your warm weather.

5. Did I mention it's WARM?

 

Definitely more probable than "Attack Helicopter" and we know how many identify as that. :P

Folks are more accepting of us Attack Helicopters, now. When I was a confused youth the general consensus was that we were mentally ill, or didn't have strong enough father figure in our childhoods, that our orientation was or morally indefensible, or they just assume we were armed with dozens of air-to-surface missiles. Society is more tolerant now.

 

5. Jackie Chan, in drag.

I don't want to lay down suppressing fire on your parade, but I technically think this is still Jackie Chan.

 

:3

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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5. Jackie Chan, in drag.

I don't want to lay down suppressing fire on your parade, but I technically think this is still Jackie Chan.

 

:3

IS NOT!!!

 

1. Any form of Jackie Chan that is clothed in any non-standard Jackie Chan clothing.

2. Everything else that isn't jackie Chan, including soup.

3. Everything else that isn't jackie Chan, including soda.

4. Everything else that isn't jackie Chan, including sand.

5. Everything else that isn't jackie Chan, including soap.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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IS NOT!!!

Fine then! I don't care! In fact I'm going to make a whole slew on non-Jackie Chan Jackie Chans. And there isn't a damn thing you can do about it!

 

1. non-Jackie Chan wearing a Fez

2. non-Jackie Chan dressed as a Gestapo agent

3. non-Jackie Chan wearing the actual Jackie Chan's recently sloughed off skin

4. non-Jackie Chan wearing a nametag with the name BTGBullseye written on it

5. non-Jackie Chan wearing one of those creepy Richard D. James face bear suits from that one Aphex Twin video for the song Donkey Rhubarb

 

:3

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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1. Quotes.

2. Jokes.

3. Moats.

4. Oats.

5. Goats.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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