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Certain games become illegal for sale. e.g. Planescape:Torment,Dawn Of War,Final Fantasy

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

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Lord Gaben dies

Saint Gaben returns to purge the world of everyone other than Steam Greenlight developers.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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The Playstation 5 is announced and subsequently cancelled.

A week later the Playstation 6 is released onto the market without any warning or fanfare.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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New Metroid title announced, developed by Team Ninja

EA goes bankrupt

 

(Hey, we can cry tears of joy)

 

Yes but it's not HORRIBLE news

(I mean it kinda is in my case since I enjoy EA games, especially the free ones, but not in the context of this post)

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New Metroid title announced, developed by Team Ninja

Aren't those the guys who made the modern version of Ninja Gaiden?

*looks it up* ...Oh. Right. THAT Metroid game.

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Favorite game: Quake 1.

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EA goes bankrupto

 

(Hey, we can cry tears of joy)

 

Yes but it's not HORRIBLE news

(I mean it kinda is in my case since I enjoy EA games, especially the free ones, but not in the context of this post)

There you go, its horrible to you, other fans of EA, and EA themselves.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Video games are banned

Greece. That is all

 

OT: Any person who is caught gaming or even mentioning it in a positive way is subjected to brainwashing that wipes out all that is about video games and liking them, and replaces them with hatred for video games and likening them to the worst possible crimes ever. Endorsed by the anti-gaming organizations worldwide and Jack Thompson

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Favorite game: Quake 1.

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Digital Suicide Homicide actually succeeded in suing 100+ gamers. Other companies follow suit in this get rich quick scheme.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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David Cage and Hideo Kojima somehow conceive a child. It inherits both of it's fathers most "cinematic" tendencies.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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