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[Madman]

The forks is strong with this one.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Stop laughting like an idiot

[Mr. ShinyObject]

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I know people throw that dance in with everything, but god damn that matches.

[Chuckthe2nd]

Holywarrior : STOP DISTRACTING US

Holywarrior : WE MUST RISE EARLY WITH CELESTIA'S SUN

Cpt. Cheeses: BUT CELESTIA'S AN ASSHOLE

Holywarrior : TRUE, WE ARE OF THE OPINION THAT WE, LUNA, IS BY FAR THE BETTER PRINCESS

Holywarrior : AND SMELLS NICER

Cpt. Cheeses: WE WILL SIMPLY STUFF OUR FACE INTO THE PILLOW AND IGNORE HER SUN

Cpt. Cheeses: AND YES, WE, THE PRINCESS O THE NIGHT IS BEST OVER ALL EQUESTRIA

Holywarrior : WE CANNOT, FOR SHE SHINES THE SUN DIRECTLY INTO OUR BRAINS IN HER BLASTED 'TROLLING' ATTEMPTS!

Cpt. Cheeses: BUT WE WILL MURDER HER WITH A SPAGHETTI FORK

Holywarrior : NAY, IT SHALL BE THE ROYAL DINING SPORK!

[Pinkie Pie]

Question, is this what all houses in Poland look like?

[Madman]

Stop laughting like an idiot

 

HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA!

 

Screw orders.

[Chuckthe2nd]

Question, is this what all houses in Poland look like?

No, that's what all houses in Minecraft look like.

[The Scoutman]

YOU BROKE THE RULES!!!!

[Chuckthe2nd]

Actually, it would appear that this is what houses in Poland look like:

 

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

When life gives you lemons, make then into vodka and get hammered as the world try's to figure out how you did that

 

When life gives you lemons, don't read them!

 

When life gives you lemons, demand a refund

 

When god gives you lemons, you find a new god

 

When life gives you lemons, take the lemon nice and pore it on lifes eyes

 

I don't always give lemons, but when I do they explode

[Twilight Sparkle]

 

No, this is what all houses in Poland look like. GEDDIT?! BECAUSE PANZERS?!

 

HAAHAHAHAHhaa...

 

I'll shut up now.

[Chuckthe2nd]

How exactly did you manage to accumulate 5 rep in the course of 24 hours?

[Mr. ShinyObject]

How exactly did you manage to accumulate 5 rep in the course of 24 hours?

Find out for yourself.

[Chuckthe2nd]

Haha, I know, I was just expressing my astonishment. Pffft...popular people.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Question, is this what all houses in Poland look like?

No, that's what all houses in Minecraft look like.

 

lol,

 

btw, indeed. I hate this country. Everything is so.... squared ;/

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

BOOBS

 

Proof that men can focus on two things at once

[Pinkie Pie]

What ensued talking to Twilight whilst playing a...very strange mod for Fallout 3. The beginning is just us commentating on parts of the game, later though...

 

Kaweebo [AF]: Started new game (yes kept old save)

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Enjoy the next ten minutes lol

Kaweebo [AF]: What do you mean

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: All those fun parts where you're growing up and doing nothing else

Kaweebo [AF]: lol

Kaweebo [AF]: HEY MY ONE YEAR OLD SON

Kaweebo [AF]: WANNA LEARN ABOUT THE BIBLE??

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: >Implying that christianity exists in the future

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: NOPE

Kaweebo [AF]: Well it apparently does.

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: In fact there are dialogue options in NV that imply that the courier (Protagonist of NV and as far as anyone knows grew up outside the vault, and is definitely well traveled) can imply he's never even heard of it

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I'm assuming the vault is an exception because, well, it hasn't changed much in the generations really

Kaweebo [AF]: Seriously who invites punkass Butch

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: ikr

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I mean, it's not just a secret molestation or something

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Everyone apparently knows he's an asshole and that you and him hate each other

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: You should post it on the fallout confessions tumblr

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Put it up for consideration

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "I still wonder who the hell invited Butch to my birthday party)

Kaweebo [AF]: I'm sure someone has already

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Well, there are hundreds all the time

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: They'll repost even if someone has

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Besides, I'm the pessimist here, let me take care of that!

 

Kaweebo [AF]: None. You wish the vault had a soccer team.

Kaweebo [AF]: LOL

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Eyep

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: The hipster answer

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I wonder what skill that tags?

Kaweebo [AF]: I didn't pick it lol

Kaweebo [AF]: Where's the 'ask to borrow the comic book and promise to give it back' option?

Kaweebo [AF]: Seems there's no logic in these answers

Kaweebo [AF]: THIS CLASS IS OUT OF ORDER

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Silly, this is the GOAT

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Fallout games are like that

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Everything is layered with dark humor to help cope with the horrors in the most fucked up way (yet lovable) imaginable

Kaweebo [AF]: WTF

Kaweebo [AF]: ALL OF THESE PRANK OPTIONS COULD POSSIBLY KILL MY DAD

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I know right?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Especailly the one about heart pills

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: DAFUQ GUYS?

Kaweebo [AF]: I guess the firecracker one

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: yeah worse case scenario it just means you won't be getting any little wanderers

Kaweebo [AF]: bahahah

Kaweebo [AF]: 'Who's the most important person in Vault 101'?

Kaweebo [AF]: Overseer

Kaweebo [AF]: Overseer

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: OH GOD I FORGOT

Kaweebo [AF]: Overseer

Kaweebo [AF]: Overseer

Kaweebo [AF]: Pfft easy

Kaweebo [AF]: Obviously Butch.

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Also, if you listen in later on one of Butch's idiot friends

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: He'll ask what answer you picked for that one

Kaweebo [AF]: What would we do without that constant abuse?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: DAFUQ

Kaweebo [AF]: DAFUQ

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: To be fair, a paranoid person would think it was a trap or something

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: ...But he's not paranoid, he's just a moron

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: You know you can have Butch as a companion later

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: He escapes the vault after you do a side quest that involves going back there

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: He'll be in rivet city, the bar

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And you can have him as your companion

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (He likes to pretend he's in charge)

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I gave him power armor and, I think, an assault rifle

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: ...He died

Kaweebo [AF]: HAHAHAHA

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: To be fair we weren't in happy rainbow fun land at the time

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: But still

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: POWER ARMOR

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: That shit's no joke, the BoS has been fighting the Super Mutants for TWENTY YEARS

Kaweebo [AF]: wat

Kaweebo [AF]: I'm slated to be the Vault Chaplain

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Ah

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Barter is one of your tag skills, yes?

Kaweebo [AF]: What is even

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And Chaplain is basically a priest right?

Kaweebo [AF]: NOOOO

Kaweebo [AF]: I don't want to be a priest!

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Lol

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: talk to brock

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: He'll let you tag your own skills, even after the test

Kaweebo [AF]: I am

Kaweebo [AF]: He's letting me change it

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "TEACHER, WTF IS THIS SHIT"

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "I KNOW RIGHT? THIS TEST IS BULLSHIT HERE LEMME CHANGE YOUR ANSWERS, WHATDDYA WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?"

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: There's also an option for vault fry cook

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And...Shift superviser, I think it's called

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: He'll be like

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Huh. Am I talking to the next overseer?"

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: DOUBT IT

Kaweebo [AF]: lol

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: But no doctor option

Kaweebo [AF]: ...

Kaweebo [AF]: wtf

Kaweebo [AF]: They replaced the normal gun with...a glock...

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: If you medcine/science it's something like "test subject"

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BLASPHEMY

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: NO

Kaweebo [AF]: I don't even know

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA MAN AT LEAST KEEP THE PREVIOUS WEAPONS

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I'm going to hack your computer and make it BSoD whenever you install non-graphical mods

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (And yes, what I said earlier still applies. If I get annoying tell me to GTFO)

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (I'm MOSTLY joking)

Kaweebo [AF]: lol

Kaweebo [AF]: It kind of makes sense...

Kaweebo [AF]: I guess...

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: NO IT DOESN'T

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: AT ALL

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Know why?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because in Fallout 2 Glock is making energy weapons

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Or, was rather

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: BEHOLD, LOGIC

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Seriously they're on like, Glock 86 energy pistol or something

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Hmm

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I had a thought

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I wonder how the vault trains its guards?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because, no trade with the outside world and no factories or anything either

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: So...They're using a set supply of ammo

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And obviously they have to train their guards in firearms

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Yet, they can't

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because it'd be pointless to have trained guards if there's no ammo for them to use

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Same if they're not trained, they can't use their guns effectively

Kaweebo [AF]: This is a Glock 19

Kaweebo [AF]: Does glock 19 exist

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (And they do when you escape, more or less)

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: BLASPHEMY

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Yes it does

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: IRL

Kaweebo [AF]: I can change it

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And, I'd like to add, that I doubt the 50's would have endorsed a plastic gun

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: That's why the default pistol is a metal brick that probably weighs 10 pounds and shoots a big-ass 10mm bullet

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Weight is 3

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: That's three pounds

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: In a pistol

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: ...

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: That's almost as heavy as a desert eagle

Kaweebo [AF]: WHAT

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And this isn't a magnum

Kaweebo [AF]: THE

Kaweebo [AF]: FUCK

Kaweebo [AF]: Okay...

Kaweebo [AF]: I just looted Jonas

Kaweebo [AF]: and

Kaweebo [AF]: He doesn't have underwear on

Kaweebo [AF]: There is a bulging black guy penis

Kaweebo [AF]: Just

Kaweebo [AF]: Why

Kaweebo [AF]: WHY

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Ahahahaha!

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I see now

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Your wonderful mods

Kaweebo [AF]: It's the fucking eborn mod

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: You should have prepared for...

Kaweebo [AF]: Reborn*

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Unforseen Consequences

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: BAHAHAHAHAHA

Kaweebo [AF]: Well fuck the Reborn mod

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: No bulging black guy penis for you?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Too bad you can't loot your dad if you get my meaning BAHAHAHA

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Talk about awkward

Kaweebo [AF]: I'm going back to Combat Realism

Kaweebo [AF]: At least it keeps everything the same

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: With no black penises

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Ahaha

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: My brother shall enjoy this story I think

Kaweebo [AF]: You know what I should do?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun taking out raider strongholds when only one bullet kills you, power armor or not

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because there's still a fuckton of raiders shooting at you

Kaweebo [AF]: Keep the Reborn mod, livestream it with you watching, and see how many times you yell 'BETRAYAL'

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Pfft, I haven't yelled that even ONCe

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Besides I'll just laugh at all the penises you'll be enduring

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Fallout Reborn V8"

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Whoa look out we got a badass over here

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: It's a V8!

Kaweebo [AF]: V8?

Kaweebo [AF]: I had fucking V9

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Fake (and boring)" weapons

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: WHAT IS EVEN THE FUCKING FUCK?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: It's in the future by 200 fucking years

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Why would guys be running around with a fucking M16?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And how is a laser rifle boring? And how is a different gun that shoots projectiles more entertaining than another gun that shoots projectiles?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: WAAAAT

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: JGFHADIOU;FH;ASFHIOFBSF

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Dafuq?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: An m4a1 to replace the laser rifle

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: What is even the fuck

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Good god, you downloaded a damn Call of Duty mod

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: With more penises

Kaweebo [AF]: I just realized

Kaweebo [AF]: Well screw that

Kaweebo [AF]: Though I do appreciate the ironsights

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (You get those in NV. There's probably a mod for it in Fallout 3 anyway)

Kaweebo [AF]: That's what I'm talking about

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: FOR fallout 3

Kaweebo [AF]: That's a seperate mod

Kaweebo [AF]: That I got

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Aaah

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I have a love-hate relationship with it in NV

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: See, you can turn it off

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: So it's basically either F3 default or ironsight aiming

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Ironsight aiming is neat and all

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: But I find it hard to actually AIM with it

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because honestly, a lot of the weapon sights suck ASS

Kaweebo [AF]: Where's my HUD marker at

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And worse, some of them aren't even fully on

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (I'm going to laugh if it turns out your 'realism' mod removed the magic map marker)

Kaweebo [AF]: I removed the mod

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: By fully on, I mean that the bullets don't go where you point it

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Gooood

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because that...Was just blasphemy

Kaweebo [AF]: Well, turned it off, anyway

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: This mod page makes me vomit in rage

Kaweebo [AF]: I'll fully remove at some point when I'm not lazy

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: It just...It's everything Fallout is not

Kaweebo [AF]: It sounded promising

Kaweebo [AF]: Somewhat

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Then big black penises and CoD weapon replacements

Kaweebo [AF]: But then it had black penises

Kaweebo [AF]: WHY WOULD I STEAL HIS UNDERWEAR

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: BECAUSE YOU LOVED JONAS AND YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO SUCK HIS DICK

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: AND NOW IS YOUR CHANCE

Kaweebo [AF]: NO

Kaweebo [AF]: NOOOO

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: DO IT

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: DO IT FOR JONAS

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: HE DIDN'T HAVE A WIFE

Kaweebo [AF]: JONAS IS DEAD HE CAN'T EVEN FEEL IT

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: HIS SPIRIT WATCHES YOU THOUGH

Kaweebo [AF]: OH GOD THAT JUST MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Ahahaha

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I know right?

Kaweebo [AF]: Yes

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Centaur's actually carry some loot now, don't ask where"

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: OH YEAH THAT'S TOTALLY REALISTIC

Kaweebo [AF]: How does that make sense

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: EXACTLY

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: THIS TRIAL IS A FRAUD

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Er

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Mod

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Personal Mark VI Turrets can be bought from vendors."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Uh

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because of the wasteland's booming economy and many factories?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Also, the fuck would you do with them?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Carry them around?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: It's not like your house is required to resist extended sieges

Kaweebo [AF]: Just explain to me everything wrong with the mod

Kaweebo [AF]: It pleases me

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (Oh I will)

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (Unless you want me to stop?)

Kaweebo [AF]: I was not being sarcastic.

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Hmm

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: ...Really?

Kaweebo [AF]: YES

Kaweebo [AF]: REALLY

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I kind of thought you'd be tolerating this at best

Kaweebo [AF]: You don't give yourself enough credit

Kaweebo [AF]: It's hilarious to hear complaints about mods like this from walking encyclopedias about the universe

Kaweebo [AF]: Hell I enjoy hearing myself about it with Mass Effect

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Well, walking encyclopedia sounds sarcastic...But okay

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I'll continue to indulge

Kaweebo [AF]: I meant it as an endearing term but mmkay.

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Now where was I

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Gates in Little Lamplight can now be blown open, with enough firepower."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And it's realistic to be carrying a howitzer with you?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Pickpocketing is far easier, as I've bumped up the min/max success chance: (was 5-85 %, now is 25-100%)." Yeah because pickpocketing is so easy IRL

Kaweebo [AF]: Considering they scaled back how much stuff you can carry without being overencumbere...no.

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "All the wasteland critters and monsters now deal FAR more damage. A feral ghoul does 75 damage per swipe, and Deathclaws can easily kill with one swipe of their claws."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Yeah because if some hobo comes up to you and swipes you with his nasty fingernails, he'll kill you in two hits

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Traps are far more deadly."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: OH GOD THE TENNIS BALL LAUNCHER TRAPS MIGHT BE A THREAT NOW

Kaweebo [AF]: Tennis ball launcher traps?

Kaweebo [AF]: dafuq

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Yes

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: They're tennis ball launchers

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: With tripwires

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: They do next to nothing

Kaweebo [AF]: They might slightly bruise you

Kaweebo [AF]: Maybe

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Eyebot explosions are larger and more damaging."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Uh

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Fucking why? Are they gasoline powered?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: If anything it's unrealistic that they explode in the FIRST place

Kaweebo [AF]: lol

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Characters no longer go flying when they get shot, instead they crumple to the ground in a more realistic manner."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Do they also realistically die only after several minutes of bleeding to death?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Fixed several NPC inventories by removing Skill Books, to prevent exploits."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: WELL THANK GOD FOR THAT WE CAN'T HAVE ANY EXPLOITS IN THIS MOD, NO SIR

Kaweebo [AF]: I saw their 'crumpling'

Kaweebo [AF]: The body just crumpled INTO itself

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I was going to suggest it was like a house of cards

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Sounds like I was right

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Max level raised to 100, and it is now a bit easier to level up. You can also skip through the level-up screens without selecting skill points or a perk. You only get a base of 5 Skill Points per level-up."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: HAHAHA

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because leveling up to 100 is realistic, but up to 30 is not

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Selling items gives you considerably less caps, to prevent you from becoming a millionaire by level 10."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Uh, what the fuck?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: It's hard enough to make money in that game

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I've never had more than 5,000 at once, and that's probably optimistic

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: If anything it's realistic already because the vendors charge you more than the value for items, and pay you half of it for your stuff

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Loot has been redone to add more semi-useless stuff, and to tone down the ridiculous amount of amazing loot you stumble across in the wasteland."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Are you fucking serious? You can play for an hour and find nothing other than cigarettes and lawn gnomes

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "The medicine skill can multiply the effectiveness of meds by up to 5 times, instead of 2."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because stimpacks work better if you're trained as a brain surgeon instead of just a guy who can do first aid?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Royal Wasteland Bank"

Kaweebo [AF]: Ohohoho

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Yeah because raiders, who own 80% of human territory in Fallout 3, are definitely going to run the fucking banks with no complaints

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And give you interest too!

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: They still shoot on sight though, so their complaints department is constantly busy

Kaweebo [AF]: Wit

Kaweebo [AF]: It is in your language

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (Good it's working)

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Giving the beggars water now only gives you a tenth of the good Karma you used to receive."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Why? Because giving the Wasteland's most precious resource to a person on the verge of death from dehydration isn't all that good of an act?

Kaweebo [AF]: Damn.

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: :The Personal Sanitizer now takes one Abraxo Cleaner per food or beverage cleaned, but totally removes any radiation from the food"

Kaweebo [AF]: That makes a lot of sense.

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Oho, so it's unrealistic to find a crappy gun every 2 hours, but it makes sense for you to have an iPod sized machine that is powered by sink cleaner and automatically cleans all food completely?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Certain weapons are now actually useful (Miss Launcher, MIRV, etc)"

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Uh

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Is this guy for real?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Do you know what the MIRV is?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: It's a weapon that fires EIGHT MININUKES AT ONCE

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: How can that POSSIBLY be NOT useful?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: The ONLY way this could be made more 'useful' would be to put more mininukes in the game so you don't run out

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And how is it realistic to find fucking nukes lying all over the place?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Weapon mods; now you can find modified weapons throughout the wasteland (Suppressor, ACOG, etc)."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: yeah because raiders are gonna be equipped like Navy SEALs on a regular basis amirite?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "A book trade-in terminal at the Arlington Library, that allows you to swap a skill book for a different one. It also allows you to trade in rare books for more trade points then your average skill book."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: yeah because a fully functioning library in a world where 99% of all books are destroyed?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: That's realistic bro

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Wasteland Wave, a personal radio station that is accessible 24/7. You can now listen to 20 of your favorites songs as you roam the wasteland!"

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: that's a fucking 20 MB iPod, how is that realistic?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "You can take Talon or Raider armor and disguise yourself with it. Be warned that drawing a weapon will destroy your cover, so don't think that this is a feature you can use to gun down enemies as their friends watch."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: So, why is it that these guys walk around with guns in their hands all the time

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: But you pull yours out and you're public enemy #1?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I think it's pretty fair that they turn hostile when you start shooting

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Plus, why does no one question the new guy who appears out of nowhere who looks a LOT like that vault kid who's been fucking up their shit for the past few weeks?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: With, presumably, bloody and bullet-hole filled armor

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Which would've been required to get it off a talon merc

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Moira, Chief Gustavo, Flak, and Shrapnel now all have 100 Repair skill"

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because everyone who owns a store is a master repairman who can restore all guns to their 200 years past condition?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R] deep breaths

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Okay

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I'm done for now

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: That's...everything on the mod page that wasn't reasonable in some way

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

What ensued talking to Twilight whilst playing a...very strange mod for Fallout 3. The beginning is just us commentating on parts of the game, later though...

 

Kaweebo [AF]: Started new game (yes kept old save)

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Enjoy the next ten minutes lol

Kaweebo [AF]: What do you mean

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: All those fun parts where you're growing up and doing nothing else

Kaweebo [AF]: lol

Kaweebo [AF]: HEY MY ONE YEAR OLD SON

Kaweebo [AF]: WANNA LEARN ABOUT THE BIBLE??

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: >Implying that christianity exists in the future

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: NOPE

Kaweebo [AF]: Well it apparently does.

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: In fact there are dialogue options in NV that imply that the courier (Protagonist of NV and as far as anyone knows grew up outside the vault, and is definitely well traveled) can imply he's never even heard of it

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I'm assuming the vault is an exception because, well, it hasn't changed much in the generations really

Kaweebo [AF]: Seriously who invites punkass Butch

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: ikr

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I mean, it's not just a secret molestation or something

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Everyone apparently knows he's an asshole and that you and him hate each other

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: You should post it on the fallout confessions tumblr

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Put it up for consideration

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "I still wonder who the hell invited Butch to my birthday party)

Kaweebo [AF]: I'm sure someone has already

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Well, there are hundreds all the time

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: They'll repost even if someone has

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Besides, I'm the pessimist here, let me take care of that!

 

Kaweebo [AF]: None. You wish the vault had a soccer team.

Kaweebo [AF]: LOL

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Eyep

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: The hipster answer

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I wonder what skill that tags?

Kaweebo [AF]: I didn't pick it lol

Kaweebo [AF]: Where's the 'ask to borrow the comic book and promise to give it back' option?

Kaweebo [AF]: Seems there's no logic in these answers

Kaweebo [AF]: THIS CLASS IS OUT OF ORDER

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Silly, this is the GOAT

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Fallout games are like that

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Everything is layered with dark humor to help cope with the horrors in the most fucked up way (yet lovable) imaginable

Kaweebo [AF]: WTF

Kaweebo [AF]: ALL OF THESE PRANK OPTIONS COULD POSSIBLY KILL MY DAD

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I know right?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Especailly the one about heart pills

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: DAFUQ GUYS?

Kaweebo [AF]: I guess the firecracker one

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: yeah worse case scenario it just means you won't be getting any little wanderers

Kaweebo [AF]: bahahah

Kaweebo [AF]: 'Who's the most important person in Vault 101'?

Kaweebo [AF]: Overseer

Kaweebo [AF]: Overseer

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: OH GOD I FORGOT

Kaweebo [AF]: Overseer

Kaweebo [AF]: Overseer

Kaweebo [AF]: Pfft easy

Kaweebo [AF]: Obviously Butch.

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Also, if you listen in later on one of Butch's idiot friends

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: He'll ask what answer you picked for that one

Kaweebo [AF]: What would we do without that constant abuse?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: DAFUQ

Kaweebo [AF]: DAFUQ

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: To be fair, a paranoid person would think it was a trap or something

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: ...But he's not paranoid, he's just a moron

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: You know you can have Butch as a companion later

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: He escapes the vault after you do a side quest that involves going back there

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: He'll be in rivet city, the bar

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And you can have him as your companion

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (He likes to pretend he's in charge)

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I gave him power armor and, I think, an assault rifle

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: ...He died

Kaweebo [AF]: HAHAHAHA

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: To be fair we weren't in happy rainbow fun land at the time

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: But still

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: POWER ARMOR

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: That shit's no joke, the BoS has been fighting the Super Mutants for TWENTY YEARS

Kaweebo [AF]: wat

Kaweebo [AF]: I'm slated to be the Vault Chaplain

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Ah

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Barter is one of your tag skills, yes?

Kaweebo [AF]: What is even

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And Chaplain is basically a priest right?

Kaweebo [AF]: NOOOO

Kaweebo [AF]: I don't want to be a priest!

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Lol

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: talk to brock

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: He'll let you tag your own skills, even after the test

Kaweebo [AF]: I am

Kaweebo [AF]: He's letting me change it

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "TEACHER, WTF IS THIS SHIT"

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "I KNOW RIGHT? THIS TEST IS BULLSHIT HERE LEMME CHANGE YOUR ANSWERS, WHATDDYA WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?"

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: There's also an option for vault fry cook

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And...Shift superviser, I think it's called

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: He'll be like

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Huh. Am I talking to the next overseer?"

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: DOUBT IT

Kaweebo [AF]: lol

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: But no doctor option

Kaweebo [AF]: ...

Kaweebo [AF]: wtf

Kaweebo [AF]: They replaced the normal gun with...a glock...

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: If you medcine/science it's something like "test subject"

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BLASPHEMY

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: NO

Kaweebo [AF]: I don't even know

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA MAN AT LEAST KEEP THE PREVIOUS WEAPONS

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I'm going to hack your computer and make it BSoD whenever you install non-graphical mods

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (And yes, what I said earlier still applies. If I get annoying tell me to GTFO)

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (I'm MOSTLY joking)

Kaweebo [AF]: lol

Kaweebo [AF]: It kind of makes sense...

Kaweebo [AF]: I guess...

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: NO IT DOESN'T

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: AT ALL

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Know why?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because in Fallout 2 Glock is making energy weapons

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Or, was rather

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: BEHOLD, LOGIC

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Seriously they're on like, Glock 86 energy pistol or something

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Hmm

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I had a thought

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I wonder how the vault trains its guards?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because, no trade with the outside world and no factories or anything either

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: So...They're using a set supply of ammo

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And obviously they have to train their guards in firearms

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Yet, they can't

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because it'd be pointless to have trained guards if there's no ammo for them to use

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Same if they're not trained, they can't use their guns effectively

Kaweebo [AF]: This is a Glock 19

Kaweebo [AF]: Does glock 19 exist

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (And they do when you escape, more or less)

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: BLASPHEMY

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Yes it does

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: IRL

Kaweebo [AF]: I can change it

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And, I'd like to add, that I doubt the 50's would have endorsed a plastic gun

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: That's why the default pistol is a metal brick that probably weighs 10 pounds and shoots a big-ass 10mm bullet

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Weight is 3

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: That's three pounds

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: In a pistol

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: ...

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: That's almost as heavy as a desert eagle

Kaweebo [AF]: WHAT

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And this isn't a magnum

Kaweebo [AF]: THE

Kaweebo [AF]: FUCK

Kaweebo [AF]: Okay...

Kaweebo [AF]: I just looted Jonas

Kaweebo [AF]: and

Kaweebo [AF]: He doesn't have underwear on

Kaweebo [AF]: There is a bulging black guy penis

Kaweebo [AF]: Just

Kaweebo [AF]: Why

Kaweebo [AF]: WHY

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Ahahahaha!

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I see now

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Your wonderful mods

Kaweebo [AF]: It's the fucking eborn mod

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: You should have prepared for...

Kaweebo [AF]: Reborn*

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Unforseen Consequences

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: BAHAHAHAHAHA

Kaweebo [AF]: Well fuck the Reborn mod

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: No bulging black guy penis for you?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Too bad you can't loot your dad if you get my meaning BAHAHAHA

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Talk about awkward

Kaweebo [AF]: I'm going back to Combat Realism

Kaweebo [AF]: At least it keeps everything the same

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: With no black penises

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Ahaha

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: My brother shall enjoy this story I think

Kaweebo [AF]: You know what I should do?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun taking out raider strongholds when only one bullet kills you, power armor or not

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because there's still a fuckton of raiders shooting at you

Kaweebo [AF]: Keep the Reborn mod, livestream it with you watching, and see how many times you yell 'BETRAYAL'

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Pfft, I haven't yelled that even ONCe

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Besides I'll just laugh at all the penises you'll be enduring

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Fallout Reborn V8"

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Whoa look out we got a badass over here

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: It's a V8!

Kaweebo [AF]: V8?

Kaweebo [AF]: I had fucking V9

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Fake (and boring)" weapons

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: WHAT IS EVEN THE FUCKING FUCK?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: It's in the future by 200 fucking years

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Why would guys be running around with a fucking M16?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And how is a laser rifle boring? And how is a different gun that shoots projectiles more entertaining than another gun that shoots projectiles?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: WAAAAT

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: JGFHADIOU;FH;ASFHIOFBSF

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Dafuq?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: An m4a1 to replace the laser rifle

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: What is even the fuck

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Good god, you downloaded a damn Call of Duty mod

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: With more penises

Kaweebo [AF]: I just realized

Kaweebo [AF]: Well screw that

Kaweebo [AF]: Though I do appreciate the ironsights

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (You get those in NV. There's probably a mod for it in Fallout 3 anyway)

Kaweebo [AF]: That's what I'm talking about

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: FOR fallout 3

Kaweebo [AF]: That's a seperate mod

Kaweebo [AF]: That I got

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Aaah

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I have a love-hate relationship with it in NV

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: See, you can turn it off

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: So it's basically either F3 default or ironsight aiming

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Ironsight aiming is neat and all

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: But I find it hard to actually AIM with it

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because honestly, a lot of the weapon sights suck ASS

Kaweebo [AF]: Where's my HUD marker at

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And worse, some of them aren't even fully on

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (I'm going to laugh if it turns out your 'realism' mod removed the magic map marker)

Kaweebo [AF]: I removed the mod

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: By fully on, I mean that the bullets don't go where you point it

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Gooood

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because that...Was just blasphemy

Kaweebo [AF]: Well, turned it off, anyway

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: This mod page makes me vomit in rage

Kaweebo [AF]: I'll fully remove at some point when I'm not lazy

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: It just...It's everything Fallout is not

Kaweebo [AF]: It sounded promising

Kaweebo [AF]: Somewhat

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Then big black penises and CoD weapon replacements

Kaweebo [AF]: But then it had black penises

Kaweebo [AF]: WHY WOULD I STEAL HIS UNDERWEAR

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: BECAUSE YOU LOVED JONAS AND YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO SUCK HIS DICK

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: AND NOW IS YOUR CHANCE

Kaweebo [AF]: NO

Kaweebo [AF]: NOOOO

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: DO IT

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: DO IT FOR JONAS

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: HE DIDN'T HAVE A WIFE

Kaweebo [AF]: JONAS IS DEAD HE CAN'T EVEN FEEL IT

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: HIS SPIRIT WATCHES YOU THOUGH

Kaweebo [AF]: OH GOD THAT JUST MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Ahahaha

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I know right?

Kaweebo [AF]: Yes

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Centaur's actually carry some loot now, don't ask where"

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: OH YEAH THAT'S TOTALLY REALISTIC

Kaweebo [AF]: How does that make sense

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: EXACTLY

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: THIS TRIAL IS A FRAUD

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Er

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Mod

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Personal Mark VI Turrets can be bought from vendors."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Uh

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because of the wasteland's booming economy and many factories?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Also, the fuck would you do with them?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Carry them around?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: It's not like your house is required to resist extended sieges

Kaweebo [AF]: Just explain to me everything wrong with the mod

Kaweebo [AF]: It pleases me

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (Oh I will)

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (Unless you want me to stop?)

Kaweebo [AF]: I was not being sarcastic.

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Hmm

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: ...Really?

Kaweebo [AF]: YES

Kaweebo [AF]: REALLY

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I kind of thought you'd be tolerating this at best

Kaweebo [AF]: You don't give yourself enough credit

Kaweebo [AF]: It's hilarious to hear complaints about mods like this from walking encyclopedias about the universe

Kaweebo [AF]: Hell I enjoy hearing myself about it with Mass Effect

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Well, walking encyclopedia sounds sarcastic...But okay

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I'll continue to indulge

Kaweebo [AF]: I meant it as an endearing term but mmkay.

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Now where was I

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Gates in Little Lamplight can now be blown open, with enough firepower."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And it's realistic to be carrying a howitzer with you?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Pickpocketing is far easier, as I've bumped up the min/max success chance: (was 5-85 %, now is 25-100%)." Yeah because pickpocketing is so easy IRL

Kaweebo [AF]: Considering they scaled back how much stuff you can carry without being overencumbere...no.

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "All the wasteland critters and monsters now deal FAR more damage. A feral ghoul does 75 damage per swipe, and Deathclaws can easily kill with one swipe of their claws."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Yeah because if some hobo comes up to you and swipes you with his nasty fingernails, he'll kill you in two hits

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Traps are far more deadly."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: OH GOD THE TENNIS BALL LAUNCHER TRAPS MIGHT BE A THREAT NOW

Kaweebo [AF]: Tennis ball launcher traps?

Kaweebo [AF]: dafuq

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Yes

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: They're tennis ball launchers

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: With tripwires

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: They do next to nothing

Kaweebo [AF]: They might slightly bruise you

Kaweebo [AF]: Maybe

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Eyebot explosions are larger and more damaging."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Uh

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Fucking why? Are they gasoline powered?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: If anything it's unrealistic that they explode in the FIRST place

Kaweebo [AF]: lol

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Characters no longer go flying when they get shot, instead they crumple to the ground in a more realistic manner."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Do they also realistically die only after several minutes of bleeding to death?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Fixed several NPC inventories by removing Skill Books, to prevent exploits."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: WELL THANK GOD FOR THAT WE CAN'T HAVE ANY EXPLOITS IN THIS MOD, NO SIR

Kaweebo [AF]: I saw their 'crumpling'

Kaweebo [AF]: The body just crumpled INTO itself

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I was going to suggest it was like a house of cards

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Sounds like I was right

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Max level raised to 100, and it is now a bit easier to level up. You can also skip through the level-up screens without selecting skill points or a perk. You only get a base of 5 Skill Points per level-up."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: HAHAHA

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because leveling up to 100 is realistic, but up to 30 is not

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Selling items gives you considerably less caps, to prevent you from becoming a millionaire by level 10."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Uh, what the fuck?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: It's hard enough to make money in that game

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I've never had more than 5,000 at once, and that's probably optimistic

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: If anything it's realistic already because the vendors charge you more than the value for items, and pay you half of it for your stuff

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Loot has been redone to add more semi-useless stuff, and to tone down the ridiculous amount of amazing loot you stumble across in the wasteland."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Are you fucking serious? You can play for an hour and find nothing other than cigarettes and lawn gnomes

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "The medicine skill can multiply the effectiveness of meds by up to 5 times, instead of 2."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because stimpacks work better if you're trained as a brain surgeon instead of just a guy who can do first aid?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Royal Wasteland Bank"

Kaweebo [AF]: Ohohoho

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Yeah because raiders, who own 80% of human territory in Fallout 3, are definitely going to run the fucking banks with no complaints

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And give you interest too!

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: They still shoot on sight though, so their complaints department is constantly busy

Kaweebo [AF]: Wit

Kaweebo [AF]: It is in your language

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (Good it's working)

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Giving the beggars water now only gives you a tenth of the good Karma you used to receive."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Why? Because giving the Wasteland's most precious resource to a person on the verge of death from dehydration isn't all that good of an act?

Kaweebo [AF]: Damn.

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: :The Personal Sanitizer now takes one Abraxo Cleaner per food or beverage cleaned, but totally removes any radiation from the food"

Kaweebo [AF]: That makes a lot of sense.

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Oho, so it's unrealistic to find a crappy gun every 2 hours, but it makes sense for you to have an iPod sized machine that is powered by sink cleaner and automatically cleans all food completely?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Certain weapons are now actually useful (Miss Launcher, MIRV, etc)"

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Uh

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Is this guy for real?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Do you know what the MIRV is?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: It's a weapon that fires EIGHT MININUKES AT ONCE

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: How can that POSSIBLY be NOT useful?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: The ONLY way this could be made more 'useful' would be to put more mininukes in the game so you don't run out

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And how is it realistic to find fucking nukes lying all over the place?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Weapon mods; now you can find modified weapons throughout the wasteland (Suppressor, ACOG, etc)."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: yeah because raiders are gonna be equipped like Navy SEALs on a regular basis amirite?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "A book trade-in terminal at the Arlington Library, that allows you to swap a skill book for a different one. It also allows you to trade in rare books for more trade points then your average skill book."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: yeah because a fully functioning library in a world where 99% of all books are destroyed?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: That's realistic bro

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Wasteland Wave, a personal radio station that is accessible 24/7. You can now listen to 20 of your favorites songs as you roam the wasteland!"

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: that's a fucking 20 MB iPod, how is that realistic?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "You can take Talon or Raider armor and disguise yourself with it. Be warned that drawing a weapon will destroy your cover, so don't think that this is a feature you can use to gun down enemies as their friends watch."

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: So, why is it that these guys walk around with guns in their hands all the time

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: But you pull yours out and you're public enemy #1?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I think it's pretty fair that they turn hostile when you start shooting

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Plus, why does no one question the new guy who appears out of nowhere who looks a LOT like that vault kid who's been fucking up their shit for the past few weeks?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: With, presumably, bloody and bullet-hole filled armor

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Which would've been required to get it off a talon merc

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Moira, Chief Gustavo, Flak, and Shrapnel now all have 100 Repair skill"

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because everyone who owns a store is a master repairman who can restore all guns to their 200 years past condition?

ZCS| Holywarrior [R] deep breaths

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Okay

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I'm done for now

ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: That's...everything on the mod page that wasn't reasonable in some way

 

Fallout Zealot? Me? Nonsense.

[Chuckthe2nd]

WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO FUN STUFF WHEN I'M NOT AROUND JEEZ

[Twilight Sparkle]

WHY ARE YOU HERE BUT NOT ON STEAM? YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF.