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[Pinkie Pie]

This dog is the most not amused thing in the fucking world.

[BTGBullseye]

DESTROY THEM WITH LAZORS!!!!

[Blightmare]

I literally typed this entire sentence with my nose, and never used the backspace...

Same here. Though it's not that hard.

[Alyxx Thorne]

DESTROY THEM WITH LAZORS!!!!

*dances*

[Humin]

j,gvdxdcgnjhxdmkmg vbnchn nv

(I typed this sentence with my nose with my eyes close)

[Martin]

uyijh8

I now have a concussion.

[Psychotic Ninja]

jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjok

(me trying to say "hi" with my nose)

[Epsilon]

What repugnant assertion hath thou uttered as to my person, heathen? Might I inform thou as to my status in the queen's military forces? Forsooth, I have indeed been declared the most proficient swordsman of all the queen's soldiers. Moreover, I have participated in numerous assaults and pillagings on our enemies and their villages, and I hold the rank of most accurate archer. Verily, to an efficient combatant such as myself, thou holdest no higher status than that of merely another target to be executed forthwith. Indubitably, I will vanquish thee with unprecedented precision and meticulousness. If, for the most miniscule unit of time, the thought that thou could hope to flee from my indignation after disparaging my person crossed thy mind, I insist that thou believest otherwise. Verily, as we parlay, my messengers have forthwith contacted my clandestine network of masters of espionage and deception, so I implore thee to prepare thy defenses in anticipation of my imminent wrath. Thy demise is inevitable, churl, as I am capable of making my way to any location at any time thou could possibly conceive. Furthermore, I possess the capability of efficaciously ending thy life through over one hundred times seven means with but the use of fisticuffs. In addition to an extensive regimen informing me as to unarmed combat, I have been provided with permission to, to the fullest extent conceivable, utilize the arsenal of the queen's army, and I intend on using it to such an extent to posthaste remove thou from the face of thy homeland, peasant. Forsooth, if but thou could have realized what draconian vengeance thy ostensibly witty quip would wreak upon thee, thou perchance would have contemplated withholding thy input. However, thou found thyself unable to, refused to do so. Therefore, thou must pay the wages, thou forsaken imbecile. I will, without hesitation or recalcitrance, excrete vehemence upon thee, and thou will indubitably drown in the aforementioned vehemence. Thy demise is imminent, child.

[Madman]

Oh lordy, I just love necrolyte. He's like "BE FUCKED BY MY PRESENCE FOOLS"

[The Scoutman]

[Humin]

Notice:

You may have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing. Have a good day.

[Collective Foal]

noses arr v errratgfdedc. ik ujhxdd m,yh cvhkin m!

 

Translation: Noses are overrated. I used my chin!

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

I'm useing my nose right now ,like a boss, bitch!

 

I did all that with my nose!

Suck it!

[Mr. ShinyObject]

I'm useing my nose right now ,like a boss, bitch!

 

I did all that with my nose!

Suck it!

And you use a phone. Damn.

[Blightmare]

Ho snaps, candy fo yo bitches!

[Scorpia]

Is it crazy to spend 40 bucks on a set of throwing knives?

[Mr. ShinyObject]

three words you never want to hear in the same sentence: "crazy," "throwing," and "knives."

[Scorpia]

Eh, I don't use them on people; I use them on cadavers. Totally not the same thing.

[Mr. ShinyObject]

Were they cadavers before or after you used throwing knives on them?

[Scorpia]

I'll answer that in the form of a question: do you think funeral home directors make enough money to exact an adequate investigation of a certain type of theft on their property?