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[Psychotic Ninja]

Brains are weird. Some want to know what others of their own kind taste like, some want to know what other's meat shields taste like, some will ponder their own existence, some have their meat shields eat liver, muscle, and other weird crazy things. Some will think of scary shit when their meat shield's in the basement, with the lights off, or when they're about to go to bed. They're willing to cut open other meat shields to study other brains. This is just the tip of the iceberg on just how weird brains are, and mine's referring itself in the third person...

[danielsangeo]

I'm left wondering what a "meat shield" is in this context.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Oh, our brains will come up with names for other brains meat shields, and those brains will accept those names.

 

 

meat shield = body

 

 

Edit: I can't get out of the whole "you are your own brain" kind of thought process.

[BTGBullseye]

Technically, you're not the brain, you're the electrochemical reaction flowing through the brain.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Delayed Reaction Man here to save the day!

Have you met his friend Captain Blood Loss?

 

No, I haven't what happened?

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

No, I haven't what happened?

He helped solve the Tight Underwear Crisis!

[BTGBullseye]

Wait... Who said what when?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Heads or tails?

[BTGBullseye]

Bellies.

[Psychotic Ninja]

The bird? Or the cage?

[Blightmare]

How Do You Fuck Up Tetris?

[Jeb_CC]

Game show idea:

"Two contestants carjack a car and are pursued by six patrol cars, resulting in an actual high speed chase on the streets of a major metropolitan city. If you evade them for 35 minutes you get to keep the car. If not, the cops beat you up."

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"Basically a live action grand theft auto. Real or fake?"

"I think this is real."

"Why? Why do you think it's real?"

"Cause it's a good idea and it's all staged and they don't really beat you up. It's all real."

"What if I told you it was in Russia?"

"...I would say DEFINITELY real."

 

[Heliocentrical]

The bird? Or the cage?

Despite all my rage I am still just Nicholas Cage.

 

That reminds me. I need to learn how photoshop Nicholas Cage's face on to all the members of Smashing Pumpkins. But I don't have photoshop so it is a sad day indeed.

[Blightmare]

Bluntman: The Killing Toke

[Psychotic Ninja]

Baman Piderman - The Killing Laugh

[BTGBullseye]

Gravity sucks.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Gravity falls

[Zaraki]

t5hY9I8PRlc

[Psychotic Ninja]

No, I haven't what happened?

He helped solve the Tight Underwear Crisis!

 

Glad to hear that crisis was solved

[AP_Pastor]

So I tried these lucid dreaming audios last night while sleeping. It's like something is trying to escape my body, but failed as soon as my brain became aware of what's going on.