Ban the person above you!

[The Scoutman]

Banned for scratching the itch

[alphabetagamma]

Banned for using "ftw" in your username.

[Doom Shepherd]

Banned in order to re-start the Pig War.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for making me think of the Pig War http://heyarnold.wikia.com/wiki/The_Pig_War

[Doom Shepherd]

Banned for not letting me be the ban-er for more than 5 minutes.

[alphabetagamma]

Banned for wanting to be the "ban-er" for more than 5 minutes

[Epsilon]

Banned for joining in the wee hours of the morning (I'm running out of ideas here...).

[Brian234]

banned for running out of ideas

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for having no avatar.

[Average Internet Guy]

banned for having an avatar.

[alphabetagamma]

Both of you are banned for re-using a reason for a ban

[Bjossi]

Banned for banning more than one person.

[alphabetagamma]

Banned for

re-using a reason for a ban

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banning for using your reason in a quote.

[Epsilon]

Banned for

Not using your reason in a quote.

[alphabetagamma]

Banned for stealing my ideas

[Epsilon]

Banned for not having insurance on your ideas.

[alphabetagamma]

Banned for being wrong©

Do not infringe on this patent again Epsilon

[Epsilon]

Banned for quoting an office.

[Arby]

banned for joining the day the world ended