the "who needs...when you've got..." game

[Chuckthe2nd]

Who needs Project Mayhem 2012 when you have FUCKING ANYTHING.

[Mr Green]

Who needs FUCKING ANYTHING when you've got everything.

[Mr. ShinyObject]

Who needs everything when you have cosmic balance in the world?

[Martin]

Who needs cosmic balance in the world when you have a sandwich?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs a sandwich when you have a sandvich?

[Mr Green]

Who needs a sandvich when you've got a sandvich maker machine?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs a sandvich maker machine when you've got The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000?

[Mr Green]

Who needs The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 when you've got moon nazi.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs moon nazi when you've got moon gel made from moon rocks?

[Mr Green]

Who moon gel made from moon rocks when you've got portals.

[scott155]

Who needs portals when you've got the... the THREE-portal device!

[Delta 757]

Who needs the THREE-portal device when you've got a crowbar?

[Mr. ShinyObject]

Who needs a crow-bar when you have a monkey-wrench

[Mr Green]

Who needs a monkey wrench when you've got a screwdriver.

[scott155]

Who needs a screwdriver when you can be a man and just have the vodka?

[Martin]

Who needs vodka when you can have Jägermeister?

[scott155]

Russians. That's who.

[Martin]

That gave me an awesome ( :/ ) idea. Next time mix Jägermeister and vodka! Because I'm an idiot.

 

Edit: Alright back on topic. Sorry.

[Mr Green]

Who needs a Jägermeister when you've got a translator.

[Mes gots its]

Who needs a translator when you've got Rosetta Stone?