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Topics merged. Please check the other forums before creating a new topic as there might already be one you can post in. Awesome setup by the way. Damn Alyxx, I was about to merge that topic... ''The requested topic does not exist''. Nice setup... Not really a fan of biostar motherboards but oh well

HAhahaha good one...

Christians: Give all your belongings to the Accursed Farms staff before you go to heaven, that guarantees you access to FM and CP while up there.

Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:02 pm Reputation: 64 -/+ Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon against zombie ghosts! Then Captain Tightpants, surprisingly pantless today, had an epiphany "Kaylee was right next to bees that were angry and shooting lazoooors!" Captain Tightpants said "UGH BOOGA BIM" and Gordon Freeman replied "Ma lazoooor!" and everything exploded, headcrab zombie Icing and cake was seriously friggin' everywhere. Gordon felt guilty and John started crying a pond. Just then an antelope crashed through to the surface from the land called "Under the Surface". All of a sudden there was a huge rift and Asahina disappeared. Someone said something about the Combine attacking John Freeman by kidnapping Asahina, John Freeman frowned and said, "Avast!" He then got his grappling hook stuck in an asshole of a vortigant who said "Why, thanks, John!". The Vortigant started hovering over a giant headcrab that looked suspiciously like Wallace Breen. Earlier, Breen had been smelling coke off a

This one is easily the best one EVAR. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rVu_-tlSwA

Wow, the chart is updated pretty constantly even with some small progress... This thread can now rest in peace. Lock'd

I'm surprised no one here has ever mentioned Plants VS Zombies. It's really awesome (yeah I know it's very mainstream).

But then the combine would be able to steal aperture science portal technology ,perfect it and conquer the world.AGAIN What about gordon being on coma? what a ripoff that would be They could just open a portal on the moon and another beneath the combine... Problem solved

Xen is the "Crossroads" of the universe nothing there is native to it. The vorts are a race that fleed there from the combine, the big boss at the end of hl1 is the the leader of the vorts(at that point) and controls they telepathically. It is likely that the aliens that act like soldiers(guys with hornet guns and vorts for example) are controlled by the Ninlth(however it is spelled)where as the headcrabs, hound eyes and stalks would fall under the term 'wild-life'. The Big Momma is a mother of headcrabs yes, it is likely that any headcrab that is feed enough or lives long enough on a host becomes that. Any thing they could like vorts(fairly obvious). Some other headed alien. Remember they also like fruit (Dr. Kleiner's Lamarr loves watermelons) so they could feed from round things... not only human heads that turn into zombies

Freeman's sad there's shitloads worth of ammo in his guitar.

You forgot to email the images for the episode pages again... LOL. LULZ!!! Nah... Just joking Ross I like the episodes pages the way they are, we just need to fox the broken links and add stuff

I've been thinking about the possobility that they jump off to HL3 inmediately, being the story that Gordon and Alyx never went to the borealis and stayed in White Forest (Hell, i couldnt travel if my dad had just died like that, not even in the apocalyptic future). So maybe we're 5 years after EP2, gordon and alyx are still fighting the combine, Alyx takes Eli's place and doesnt get in the battlefield so often. Something new has to appear, if not EP3 woulf be like EP1, just you with the rebels on the city...(or the forest) fighting combine...

Hahaha nah! I'm talking about 3 years ago...

34. When you think about shooting the pigeons you see on the street with your partner

La oficial será la version mas estandar, como koach dio ejemplo, algo similar al doblaje de los simpsons para Latinoamerica, que todos entendamos y podamos disfrutar sin que se pierda el carisma y la comedia de las series.. Estoy seguro de que todos los hispanofonos podemos entender eso. Si alguien tiene la iniciativa de hacer una version para el español de españa los apoyo y hasta les hago un sticky en este foro para que cualguen los subtitulos pero no seran la version oficial disponible directamente en la pagina.

I remember getting my ass raped by guys like you when I used to play HL 1 DM... Good video though.

Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him

Countdown to Extinction - Megadeth

Hey people. Today's Ian Cameron's birthday (this guy). I just want to point out he's a great person, very talented in languages. Happy birthday man!

Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies

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Forever Free - Stratovarius

One day God gazed upon the people of Earth who were starting to play Civilization while eating popcorn. He gleefully said "DELETE THIS THREAD!" and then suddenly they did died.Their ghosts yelled all night long and that noise brought forth the Klingon Empire."DAMMIT GODZILLA'S FINGERING US" shouted the anthropomorphic mole people who were furries, but had a huge party in the house of Machinima, when Ross Scott shouted out loud "LEAVE ME ALONE!" His arms waving and hit the "Self Destruct" button. All of Machinima exploded in a thermonuclear explosion. Meanwhile coke ran free through the river, causing everyone to screw burning Machinima, meanwhile in Canada a television manufacturer ruled by Osama's son, a young fire breathing boy, who farted loudly that blew his brain. Suddenly the followers of Gordon Freeman began to sang very stupid songs about whales. Angered, he yelled "I'm Ishmael bitch", so everyone in the 'verse before this one made prostheletyzing illegal. Tacoman came by and dropped a - I woke up! Right after the tornado hit Minnesota, God said he just can not live without doughnuts. Tacoman came by briefly and then all dougnuts begun raining down from a flotating pig

Valve ironed out the bug that prevented me from playing in the last update. I finished the SP campaign today. Lock´d

''We're in space!'' ''BIRD IS EVIL!!!!''