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How do we go about marking the official subtitles? Do we "approve" of the individual entries or should we just, y'know, post the list here for voting....or what?

Yep, I just tried to kill both the rebel and the vort, but neither even reacted much less got hurt.

"Hey, you realize that some of you are grown men? Watching pink ponies like me?"

Sees Vortigaunt in City 17 train terminal Freeman: Oh no! Not again! Where's my weapons?! Hm. Maybe it didn't see me." Later, in shipping container boxcar in Route Kanal Rebel: "Good God!" Freeman: "Yes, I am here." Rebel: "Guess those sirens are for you, huh?" Freeman: "I didn't do squat! It's not my fault that--" Rebel: "Good thing you found us--" Freeman: "Well, it's not like I can go much anywhere else in this hellhole." Vortigaunt: "This is the Freeman--" Freeman (shooting gun): "DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! WHY WON'T THESE BULLETS WORK?!" Rebel: "Look, we're just a lookout for the Underground Railroad." Freeman: "Wow, you didn't flinch or anything?" Rebel: "Main station's just around the corner. They'll get you started on the right foot." Freeman: "Why didn't the bullets affect him?" Rebel: "Here, let my vortigaunt friend here--" Freeman: "FRIEND?!" Rebel: "--give you a jolt here to get you going." Freeman: "What?! No no! You're in league with these bastards! This is a trap!" Vortigaunt powers up Freeman: "Oh, no no. This not good!" Vortigaunt charges suit Freeman: "What? Why didn't...? What's going on here?!" Rebel: "Be careful now." Freeman: "I don't understand anything!" Rebel: "We really can't afford to get noticed." Freeman: "THAT ALIEN IS HARDLY INCONSPICUOUS YOU KNOW!" Rebel: "--it's bad news for the whole railroad." Freeman: "SURE! BLAME THIS ON ME! I tell you...no respect for what I've been through."

Alyx: "Oh my God, the Citadel!" Freeman (still woozy from train crash, slurring): "I like beans. Pork and beans. And chicken. Yeah." Alyx: "What's happening? Citadel rumbles and portal storm expands out Alyx: "Whoa! Portal storm!" Freeman: "Whut?" Portal storm hits Alyx and Gordon Freeman: "WHAT THE FUCK?! IT FEELS LIKE MY INSIDES BECAME MY OUTSIDE! Why did you tell me about that, bitch?! I'm gonna be sick..." Freeman goes to vomit Alyx: "Look, the bridge!" Freeman: "Hey, shut up. I felt like I became a baked potato back there!" Bridge rumbles and train cars fall Freeman: "Owww...my head....the noise! This is like back in band camp!" Alyx: "Are you okay?" Freeman (talking over her): "NO! I'M NOT OKAY!"

"Yes, that is a pony in my pocket. You got a problem with that?"

Hey, my cat is awesome, dude. Just because you can't get cats or any other animals (including other humans) to like you doesn't give you the right to insult my kitty.

Ray: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by pantsless here. Walter: They caused an explosion! Mayor: Is this true? Peter: Yes, it's true. This man has no pants. Ray: Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college; you don't know what it's like out there. I've *worked* in the private sector. They expect pants. Ray: Your girlfriend lives in the corner penthouse...of Pants Central. Louis: I'm gonna bring this up with the Tenant's Association. You're not supposed to have pants in the building. Ray: I tried to think of the most harmless thing...something I loved from my childhood...something that could never ever possibly destroy us: Mr. Pants. Egon: Let's say these pants represent the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's sample it would be pants... thirty-five feet long and weighing approximately 600 pounds. Winston: Those are big pants.

"Why did I regenerate into a pony?"

Granted, but it now makes Superman 64 look like a good game. I wish I had some Band-aids in the house (stubbed my toe this morning on a cabinet).

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Granted, but Valve announces that it's dropping the Half-Life franchise in favor of a card-battle/escort mission game based on Internet memes. The player stars as Dolan Duck in the first game. I wish I didn't have dry skin on my elbows.

(Haha, when I get into a groove, I can get above 88WPM. Are you referencing Back to the Future? But I digress, back on topic...) KAAAANNNNEEEEEDAAAAAA!!!! Oh wait, wrong anime.

Granted, but iPods don't work underwater (as you're still a sea sponge). I wish I could speak to non-human animals.

Theoretically, my eyes are just painted onto my skin.

Banned for grammar and spelling errors in your sig.

Banned for not being Mark.

Granted, but now you're a sea sponge. I wish I didn't have insomnia.

Interesting. Thanks for that insider look.

Maybe Otto does it so well that I don't notice, but what kind of sound effects are added? From what I can tell, the only sound effects are those in the Half-Life game itself.

I wonder what goes into sound editing. I've never done it before and I don't know what's involved so I'd love to see the behind-the-scenes on that front.

Granted, but the computer can only have 640 bytes of ROM; you have to load all your programs via 8" floppies because there's no hard drive. I wish walking people at stores, malls and other similar locations would follow the rules of the road; so, if you drive on the right side the road, you hug the right side of the hall/thoroughfare so that you don't block the flow of traffic.

Time travel isn't about why, it's about why not? You ask: Why is time travel so dangerous? I say: Why not marry safe time travel if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because YOU ARE FIRED!

Banned for not providing me with a safe word.