danielsangeo

"Yes, that is a pony in my pocket. You got a problem with that?"

Hey, my cat is awesome, dude. Just because you can't get cats or any other animals (including other humans) to like you doesn't give you the right to insult my kitty.

Ray: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by pantsless here. Walter: They caused an explosion! Mayor: Is this true? Peter: Yes, it's true. This man has no pants. Ray: Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college; you don't know what it's like out there. I've *worked* in the private sector. They expect pants. Ray: Your girlfriend lives in the corner penthouse...of Pants Central. Louis: I'm gonna bring this up with the Tenant's Association. You're not supposed to have pants in the building. Ray: I tried to think of the most harmless thing...something I loved from my childhood...something that could never ever possibly destroy us: Mr. Pants. Egon: Let's say these pants represent the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's sample it would be pants... thirty-five feet long and weighing approximately 600 pounds. Winston: Those are big pants.

"Why did I regenerate into a pony?"

Granted, but it now makes Superman 64 look like a good game. I wish I had some Band-aids in the house (stubbed my toe this morning on a cabinet).

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Granted, but Valve announces that it's dropping the Half-Life franchise in favor of a card-battle/escort mission game based on Internet memes. The player stars as Dolan Duck in the first game. I wish I didn't have dry skin on my elbows.

(Haha, when I get into a groove, I can get above 88WPM. Are you referencing Back to the Future? But I digress, back on topic...) KAAAANNNNEEEEEDAAAAAA!!!! Oh wait, wrong anime.

Granted, but iPods don't work underwater (as you're still a sea sponge). I wish I could speak to non-human animals.

Theoretically, my eyes are just painted onto my skin.

Banned for grammar and spelling errors in your sig.

Banned for not being Mark.

Granted, but now you're a sea sponge. I wish I didn't have insomnia.

Interesting. Thanks for that insider look.

Maybe Otto does it so well that I don't notice, but what kind of sound effects are added? From what I can tell, the only sound effects are those in the Half-Life game itself.

I wonder what goes into sound editing. I've never done it before and I don't know what's involved so I'd love to see the behind-the-scenes on that front.

Granted, but the computer can only have 640 bytes of ROM; you have to load all your programs via 8" floppies because there's no hard drive. I wish walking people at stores, malls and other similar locations would follow the rules of the road; so, if you drive on the right side the road, you hug the right side of the hall/thoroughfare so that you don't block the flow of traffic.

Time travel isn't about why, it's about why not? You ask: Why is time travel so dangerous? I say: Why not marry safe time travel if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because YOU ARE FIRED!

Banned for not providing me with a safe word.

BUT WHICH ARE YOU? Neither. I haven't watched the show so I'm not going to go one way or another. But Twilight Sparkle is banned for resting on their laurels.

You must be jealous.

I'd tell you what I thought of you, but...well....this being a family forum, I can't say it!

George Kellerman (Jack Lemmon), Out of Towners: "And you're not getting away with anything! I've got all your names and pants!" "Oh, please, please, if there's any justice, let Murray get mugged by the man who took my pants!" George: "We can still think. As long as we got our pants, we can think." Gwen: "Oh, they'll get that, too, George. You'll see."

If Real Life was like Star Trek: TNG, I'd spend all my time on the holodeck.