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Aliens on Earth. Half-Life

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You are in hella trouble!

The fixes you have suggested have been implemented, Roger! Thanks so much for pointing them out! I'll get the Compendium updated hopefully soon. ross_s_game_dungeon_a_new_beginning_en.srt

I apologize for the delay in responding. I'll take a look at these in the morning and update as needed. Thanks for mentioning it. As for the compendium and the YouTube subtitles, I'm waiting on word from Ross on them before continuing forward. My apologies but I want to be sure everything is working well on that end before continuing on with things.

Cut my lunch into Pieces, This is my plastic fork Suffocation! No pickles Dont give a fuck if I cut my bread crusts off To ______ and _____!

Tommy: Remember that time that parakeet flew in our window? Dick: Yes, I remember. A little parakeet... Tommy: And mom had that milk, that boiling milk on the stove? And you didn't help that parakeet! Dick: You were closer. Why didn't you help him? Tommy: And he flew into that boiling milk! And you didn't help him! And I don't like cream of asparakeet! And Mom made me eat it! Dick: How'd it taste? Tommy: Tasted like.....cream of asparakeet. Not something you want every night.

I have to admit this is new Zero Cool, this is definitely new! But a network firewall is still a monkey! And I've hacked plenty in my day. Millions... Literally millions! What's the matter? Ran out of compute cycles? Cat got your mouse? No more words to fail? You think now that you're this so called "Elite Hacker" that you're better than me? Lord Freeza!? WELL YOU'RE NOT! I own you! I own your family! I own this planet! In fact... HACK THIS PLANET!!! FUCK YOU, _____! Oh, it is on. You want to eat ____? I'll give you something to eat. You think I work at ______, giving you free food all day? You're gonna have to pay for this meal. Come on up... I won't ____... come on up... _______. Yeah! Call me ______, bitch!

Good luck with your current situation, Ross. Hope things work out for ya!

I have been following Ross's wife's twitter account (I won't link it here, just to be on the safe side) and it seems like they're doing okay. Ross is probably just focusing on improving their living situation before returning.

I have received a script from someone that works perfectly for automating step 11! Thank you so much to those that offered to help! Subtitle turnaround should be quicker in the future.

Computer over? Youtube demonetization equals very yes?! That's not a-what happened to this famous YouTuber! (Ha ha. Comedy.) When in the course of _______ it becomes necessary for ____________ to __________and to ___________.

Saw "Solo: A Star Wars Story". I have to say that it's my favorite Star Wars movie outside of the original trilogy. While I think the following scene went on for a little too long, I can't really find too much to complain about: All in all, a solid movie and I rate it 4 Wookiees out of 5.

In Hell, you will be best friends with someone who believes in every conspiracy theory, off-the-wall idea, and provably false notions, whether you want to be or not. "Hey, bestie! Did you know that the people who fired the missiles at the WTC towers were hopped up on fluoridated water and that stuff they make chemtrails out of? Seriously, I read it on this website and they did it to cover up that the moon landing was a hoax and Toucan Sam is an anti-Semitic figurehead." And your 'bestie' will never take any evidence that they're wrong. They will follow you around like a happy yappy dog for the rest of eternity. "Hey, bestie! Did you know....?"

Deadpol. Dark, morbid comedy about a career politician, Wayne Wilton. With more than 30 years experience, Congressman Wilton is living the high-life, until he stumbles out of a bar one night and is bitten by a zombie. As Wilton slowly turns into a zombie himself, he must hide and deny his advancing condition or else he'll lose his job, his wife, and potentially his very being. To say nothing of the lobbyists. What's a zombie politician to do?

Proteus

Societies Can't Really Assimilate Macroeconomies FINBY

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By your powers combined... ...I am retired. I don't help anyone anymore. ross_s_game_dungeon_a_new_beginning_en.srt

Greetings, you fine folks! It is I, danielsangeo, your friendly neighborhood captionist. I adore making subtitles for Accursed Farms (I've done it for years!). Every step of the process is fun. Well. ALMOST every step. I'll explain. Here are the steps I go through with every video Ross puts out (aside from Video Chats with fans, or interviews and the like because they are just too damned long): 1. Watch the video. Enjoy it. Write notes about things to ask Ross about (like words he used) if necessary. 2. Download the video. 3. Open video in VEGAS. 4. Open a Word doc (for spell check purposes). 5. Loop a portion of the video (usually about 10 seconds) so it plays over and over again so I can type into the document what is being said. Each line I want to appear as a separate "screen" goes on its own line (I try to keep things at a maximum of 90 characters per "screen"). I could possibly invest in a foot pedal controller for this, but enh, I'll see how long my sanity holds out. This is neither here nor there. 6. Move the loop to the next portion. 7. Repeat steps 5 and 6 until the video is completely typed up (with responses from Ross if I have any questions about what is being said). This part takes the longest amount of time. 8. In VEGAS, insert a "Marker" where I want the "screen" to begin and give it some very quick description so I can keep track of what is being said at what point. If I need the "screen" to end before the next "screen" begins (such as showing a cutscene where no one is talking), I place an empty "Marker" down. 9. Once all the Markers are down, I have something that looks rather insane: https://i.imgur.com/IFcGwkb.png (This is from the Quadralien Game Dungeon). Each of those orange flags is a Marker. It represents when each "screen" appears and disappears. 10. I then import the text file I typed up into VEGAS, which results in something like this: https://i.imgur.com/6TLqiFd.png 11. Oh no! The blue "Command" flags don't match the orange Markers! Time to move each individual blue flag to the appropriate orange Marker. One. Flag. At. A. Time. For. Hundreds. Of. Flags. One. By. One. There's a place that I need to have the "screen" disappear? Well, manually create a new blue flag and add {EDM} as the comment so that the "screen" disappears. One. "Screen". At. A. Time. This can take at least an hour if not more of just moving flags to the associated Markers. Tedium in the extreme. 12. Once all flags are synced to the Markers, I get something like this: https://i.imgur.com/X3d2iXy.png . Much better. 13. Export the Command flags into an SRT file and it's off to Subtitle Workshop. 14. Subtitle Workshop can automatically go through and fix the formatting of the SRT (because VEGAS doesn't do a very good job on its own). Then I just play clean up on what Subtitle Workshop missed (like places where I want a linebreak to appear) or accented characters which VEGAS weirdly removes. 15. Upload the SRT to the website and the Compendium. DONE! Every step I just mentioned is fine. Except step 11. FUCK YOU STEP 11! Anyway, why do I mention this? I need help. For sanity's sake, I need to stick it to step 11. Thankfully, VEGAS comes with scripting that allows one to automate certain tasks. However, I am not at all knowledgeable in programming. This is where you come in! Are you knowlegeable in C# programming or maybe even Javascript? Want to help me destroy step 11? If so, let me know, either in this thread or through a private message, and I can give you further information. I am willing to pay for a completed script that works for what I want. Here's a link to VEGAS's page talking about their scripting, including a link to their API and a FAQ on how it works: https://www.vegascreativesoftware.com/us/downloads/#c24726 If anyone is willing to help me, I'd be most appreciative. Thank you for reading!