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2367 - I should probably go to bed. I might not, but I probably should. Probably.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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2373 - I finally finish traveling to a neighboring galaxy, and immediately am given the title "Ruler of the Cosmos" by the natives.

bi ti ʤi ˈbulzaɪ

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2375 - The title of "Ruler of the Cosmos" is rescinded at my request, the natives being their pilgrimage to earth.

bi ti ʤi ˈbulzaɪ

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2377 donuts are needed to fit on the Great Cosmic Phallus of Keplar 69, also known as 'Planet Kirk'.

I USED TO DREAM ABOUT NUCLEAR WAR

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