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2304 - The Cult Of St.Cookie is so huge it's pretty much taken over half of the universe.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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2309 - People just realized that they never had a year 2307, and had instead lived 2306 for two years in a row. Since this sort of thing has happened many times before in various methods, nobody bothers to research the problem.

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2310 - a protest group forms, claiming that it is actually only 2309, and pledge to live constantly one year in the past.

I USED TO DREAM ABOUT NUCLEAR WAR

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2311 - A time machine is sent one year in the past to bring the protest group into the future. (it's a cardboard box with Christmas lights wrapped around it) Most return to the present.

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2316 - Turns out there's still some confusion as to what year it is.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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