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2241 - Panic overtakes the masses as they realize that this year is completely insignificant in the grand scheme of things.

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2243 - EA finally makes a sequel to Battlefield 2142. (it turns out it's really just a modern shooter set in the year 2242)

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2247 - The Taco Rebellion succeeds, but the Burrito Revolution just keeps rolling.

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2249 - The Chinese Food Revolution turns out to be an overhyped marketing scheme that failed. Chinese food sales actually remained the same year after year.

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2255 - The squirrel army are still trying to repel the hamster uprising.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

http://myanimelist.net/profile/MantisDude

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2256 - The squirrel army is suffering from the shortage of nuts in the winter(caused by not being able to gather enough nuts throughout the other seasons due to the war).

I like Tyrian...and stuff.

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2257 - The rodent conflict ends suddenly due to a universe-wide energy pulse that permanently eliminates any violent rodents from existence.

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2258 - The anti-fun tower is destroyed, people are allowed to have fun again.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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