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2281 - Legions of Marvel and DC fans are outraged by this tampering of the multiverse, as many storylines are now considered non-canonical.

I USED TO DREAM ABOUT NUCLEAR WAR

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2282 - Scientists around the universes point out that, in fact, all multiverses are fine, and that it was just one hoax that got way, way out of control. They also remind everyone that the moronic monkey is still their multiuniversal god and leader.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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2283 - The moronic monkey turns out to be itself a hoax to get people to believe in the multiverse.

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2284 - Turns out the 'the moronic monkey is a hoax' was just a hoax itself.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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2285 - With three consecutive hoaxes, people start to lose interest and go back to watching Game Of Drones.

I USED TO DREAM ABOUT NUCLEAR WAR

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2287 - Breaking Bards's premiere episode is released.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

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2288 - Necrophagist announce that they are still working on their third album.

I USED TO DREAM ABOUT NUCLEAR WAR

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2289 - After years of waiting, the remake of First Fantasy 7 is released.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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2295 - My oldest HDD finally fails. (it's a 20MB 5¼" PATA drive from the mid-80's)

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2297 - My second oldest HDD fails. (40MB 5¼" PATA drive from the late-80's)

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