Where does Gordon hides all the weapons?

[Casual Fan]

Oh please, if yall can't realize how many spies Black Mesa has at Aperture Science then yall deserve a wrist slap. Black Mesa's HEV suit has stolen technology that Cave Johnson - the man that almost made the explosive lemon - worked and died to have. So to hide the portal from obvious spectators, they put it in the suit's ass. So when he grabs a weapon, he literally pulls it from his ass.

[Dazro]

The hazmat suit has a ready arse compartment for storing rods of plutonium and shit, but freeman - the smart cookie, shoves his guns up there!

[Shadowshayde]

A better question is how Chell (in portal) can take a many bullets as she does. (at least when i'm playing with her. wait. no. when i play her. in portal. not a sexual way.)

[mehdawg654]

A better question is how Chell (in portal) can take a many bullets as she does. (at least when i'm playing with her. wait. no. when i play her. in portal. not a sexual way.)

 

Aperture Science Brand Healing Rate Accelerator.

[kuzmuz]

He has a painting of each weapon on his suit, and when he needs a weapon, he just bangs the painting and it comes alive and he uses that weapon. Like Conan the Adventurer.

[Aldibar]

Gordon's Hides's alls his weapons's in his's pants's!