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[Chuckthe2nd]

Cleavage is something that everyone needs a good healthy dose of every day. In fact, I believe we could all learn a lesson from Collective Foal here's signature.

[Alyxx Thorne]

 

 

 

Mmmm... popsicles.

[Chuckthe2nd]

See, now you're getting it. Popsicles are sexy.

 

 

 

[Alyxx Thorne]

Mmmhmm. I could die for popsicles. Or stuff them in my mouth and practice fellatio. Preferably the latter.

[Average Internet Guy]

[Collective Foal]

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The sound I'm making as I undo all the spoiler tags.

[Alyxx Thorne]

That's... disturbing.

[Collective Foal]

I'm a pony. Instead of fap, i clop. It's one of the most widely known pony-related internet memes ever. Dafuq gurl.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Fap, paw, clop. Interesting. I just masturbate.

[Collective Foal]

LOL. I love you Alyxx

[Chuckthe2nd]

Jerk off, handfuck, wank, play with yourself, self-handjob, milk the cow, self-induced ejaculation...

 

Alright I'll stop.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Sex is like poker. If you don't have a partner you better have a good hand.

[Pinkie Pie]

paw

How have I not heard this term used for masturbating to furries?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Dear, having been a furry for like 3-4 years I got quite used to hearing it.

[Pinkie Pie]

Dear, having been a furry for like 3-4 years I got quite used to hearing it.

Wait

 

YOU MEAN IT *DOES* EXIST??

[Alyxx Thorne]

I guess bronies are the new furries.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

I guess bronies are the new furries.

No. Just no

[Alyxx Thorne]

Well I keep seeing MLP stuff on furry sites, so I'm guessing a lot of furries are becoming bronies.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

...NO

[Alyxx Thorne]

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