Random thread

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

So my Dad has a science fiction novella on the kindle store/library now. It's actually pretty good, just about the only book/movie he's done that I actually wanted to read/watch.

 

I'd post the link but I'm pretty sure that would get me banned on the accusation of being a spambot sleeper agent.

 

Holy shit, more than 1,300 posts and only now does it show? MODS, THE SPAM BOTS ARE GETTING SMARTER!

*playes the terminator theam*

It begins

[Blightmare]

BOOM headshot! Killing Spree! Running riot! Killtacular! I AM BATMAN.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Well I am cuthulu

[Scorpia]

I'm Apollo.

[Psychotic Ninja]

And I am Bob!

[Pinkie Pie]

I am Pinkie.

[Mr. ShinyObject]

I am the walrus.

[Pinkie Pie]

Then who's John?

[Mr. ShinyObject]

Yes, this is dog.

[Scorpia]

Yes, yes he is. i am on the other end of the phone, and i can confirm this.

[Pinkie Pie]

Then who's phone?

[Epsilon]

 

DIS GAI WUZ FONE

[Collective Foal]

Dis guy wuz me

[Martin]

[Jek Jek Roo]

BORED!

[Pinkie Pie]

THEY HANG ON EVERY WORD THAT I SPEAAAAK

MY APPROVING GLANCE IS WHAT THEY ALL SEEEEEEK

 

I'M THE CREME DE LE CREME NOT JUST ANOTHER JANE DOOOOOE

I'M THE TYPE OF PONY EVERYPONY SHOULD KNNNOOOOOW

 

God help me.

[Martin]

You don't need help. You have reached Nirvana.

[Epsilon]

THEY HANG ON EVERY WORD THAT I SPEAAAAK

MY APPROVING GLANCE IS WHAT THEY ALL SEEEEEEK

 

I'M THE CREME DE LE CREME NOT JUST ANOTHER JANE DOOOOOE

I'M THE TYPE OF PONY EVERYPONY SHOULD KNNNOOOOOW

 

God help me.

 

U WOT M8?

 

Seriously, I still don't understand those... whatever you call them. Where are you getting them from?

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

That's a paladin

[Mr. ShinyObject]

When the spell hits your eye

with the roll of a die

 

that's a-paladin!