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[Blightmare]

I'd been waiting for a while for something like that one to appear.

[Collective Foal]

Weird-ass questions that my friend asks our Skype group:

If there was one male celebrity you would go gay for (assuming you are straight), who would it be?

 

Had to think for a little while, but I came up with two possible options:

 

-Jude Law

-Leonardo Dicaprio

 

You pick for me.

[Blightmare]

I do't necessarily meet the qualifications for that one but whatever, I'll answer for myself:

 

David Tennant

 

as for your choices, I see your dilemma. Jude Law I guess.

[Collective Foal]

Eh, Matt Smith is ten times handsomer than David Tenant.

 

But if I could've chosen at birth, I would've picked bi. I mean to me, having a man anywhere near my ass is a no-no, but gay couples always look twenty times happier than straight couples. I mean, how often do you see a straight, married couple holding hands and talking all happy and starry-eyed while they're getting groceries?

 

Probably none.

[Blightmare]

Eh, Matt Smith is ten times handsomer than David Tenant.

Fight me. *starts mortal kombat theme*

[Scorpia]

I think i love this conversation. btw, Matt Smith is definitely handsomer.

[Collective Foal]

Eh, Matt Smith is ten times handsomer than David Tenant.

Fight me. *starts mortal kombat theme*

 

Bitch, I'd run circles around your ass. And even with those guys, if you knew Mike Powers from my high school, that guy is like a fucking A+F model waiting to happen

[Scorpia]

I'll Ref! i take bribes, first to offer me 100 gets my ignorance to their behalf!

[Obsidian]

100 what, Kyou? Do we want to know... I mean... do we REALLY want to know?

[Scorpia]

it could be candy coins for all i care, it's been too long since I've seen a fixed fight.

[Blightmare]

Eh, Matt Smith is ten times handsomer than David Tenant.

Fight me. *starts mortal kombat theme*

 

Bitch, I'd run circles around your ass. And even with those guys, if you knew Mike Powers from my high school, that guy is like a fucking A+F model waiting to happen

Brah, I got cuh-neck-shuns. You ain't got skittles like deez. I'll run you through like an In 'n Out burger.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

man I stopped making sense to myself after the word "brah"

 

 

Also I just stepped in my dinner. Don't ask how.

[Obsidian]

You two have no taste in male celebs. No mention of Kelsey Grammar or Patrick Stewart?

[Blightmare]

Patrick Stewart is all voice and no thanks to Kelsey.

 

Besides, no one has that unique Tennant charm. Uguu~

 

 

 

 

 

Not saying Matt Smith is bad, but still, I'll take Tennant any day.

 

 

 

sure is gay in here. just the way I like it.

Edited July 29, 2012 by Guest (see edit history)

[Scorpia]

Well, volcano glass is the only straight element in this conversation...

[Blightmare]

Well, volcano glass is the only straight element in this conversation...

Damn near choked on my desert laughing at that one.

[Scorpia]

Btw, Michael Fassbender. come at me, bro.

[Mr. ShinyObject]

Neil Patrick Harris, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, and maybe David Tennant.

 

But all pale in comparison to Nathan Fillion.

[Scorpia]

okay, the shine-man seems to be winning at the moment.

[Mr. ShinyObject]

okay, the shine-man seems to be winning at the moment.

As always.

[Scorpia]

Until Mark Wahlberg that is.