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[Mr. ShinyObject]

Lemme try

 

MY DOG IS 5 FEET TALL

AND LIES WILL SET YOU FREE

I'M ULTRA CAKEY BILE

AND I BIT DOWN ON APPLE TREEEeeEEees!

[Chuckthe2nd]

[Collective Foal]

 

Musical Jokes, fucking lol.

[Alyxx Thorne]

wow, that one was good XD

[Madman]

CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION

MUTILATION AND CORRUPTION

ALL IN A DAYS WOOOOOORK

FOR ME

OH I LOVE MASTURBATION

THE FEELING AND SENSATION

OF INFINITE COMPRESSION

ON MY DICK

SCREAMING EMOTIONAL SUPPRESSION

AFTER MOLESTATION

WHEN I TOOK THE WRONG DIRECTION

MADE ME THIIIIIS

 

oh tits

[Chuckthe2nd]

I find it rather amusing that you can buy a brand-new boxed copy of Crysis: Maximium Edition on Amazon for $12.80.

 

The digital version is $30 on Steam. WTF.

[Collective Foal]

Lol, cuz Amazon kicks total ass.

[Alyxx Thorne]

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[thebeelzebub]

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[Doctor Felix Whooves]

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I am the master commander

[Jek Jek Roo]

[Collective Foal]

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[Blightmare]

THROW THE CHEESE!!!

[Martin]

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[Collective Foal]

Dafuq.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

As I watched that all I could think about was tenticals. The fuck is

wrong with me.

[Collective Foal]

Tentacle fetish?

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Looks like it, as well as others.

[Brad]

I'd like to see an auctioneer produce an auto tuned, Scat-Manesque rap song.

[Adam Stryker]

You know what I've tried it all dating sites, festivals, local events, the whole nine yards. I cannot find a woman that wants to be friends or date I am 23 years old and women loved my cuteness as a kid where did I lose my touch? Oh well guess being in a relationship is out of the question for me.