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[Chuckthe2nd]

Maybe he was anally raped by a poisonous, rabid minotaur. That might explain both problems.

[Collective Foal]

Or he ate undercooked chicken/ raw eggs and a heavy piece of metal fell on his foot. I don't think bull-men give you chicken-related bacterial diseases. Just saying.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Maybe he was anally raped by a poisonous, rabid minotaur. That might explain both problems.

 

More like a COCKATRICE! did the trick.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

What did I just walk in on?

[Chuckthe2nd]

Me being tired. Sorry.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Oh you should see me when I go a long time without sleep. This one time I didn't sleep for 3 days, I don't remember much, but I woke up in a hospital. I was told that I was founed on the side of the road humping telephone poals as I repeatedly yelled " 10 cents a minute"

[Epsilon]

Oh you should see me when I go a long time without sleep. This one time I didn't sleep for 3 days, I don't remember much, but I woke up in a hospital. I was told that I was founed on the side of the road humping telephone poals as I repeatedly yelled " 10 cents a minute"

 

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[Madman]

Oh how I wish that four large breasted horsemen carried me to a land of adventure. sniff

[Brad]

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[Pinkie Pie]

I'M THE TYPE OF SOMETHING EVERYPERSON SHOULD KISS

I'M THE CREME DE LA CREME NOT JUST ANOTHER SOLD SNAKE

PIECE BY PIECE

SNIP BY SNIP

AND THAT'S HOW SNURVELTIA WAS CREATED

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

And that's where babies come from

[Chuckthe2nd]

I'M THE TYPE OF SOMETHING EVERYPERSON SHOULD KISS

I'M THE CREME DE LA CREME NOT JUST ANOTHER SOLD SNAKE

PIECE BY PIECE

SNIP BY SNIP

AND THAT'S HOW SNURVELTIA WAS CREATED

Dafuq is even...

[Epsilon]

I'M THE TYPE OF SOMETHING EVERYPERSON SHOULD KISS

I'M THE CREME DE LA CREME NOT JUST ANOTHER SOLD SNAKE

PIECE BY PIECE

SNIP BY SNIP

AND THAT'S HOW SNURVELTIA WAS CREATED

Dafuq is even...

 

The sound of progress, my friend.

[The Scoutman]

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Now I have seen everything.

 

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I wasnt aware of this.

[Collective Foal]

I'M THE TYPE OF SOMETHING EVERYPERSON SHOULD KISS

I'M THE CREME DE LA CREME NOT JUST ANOTHER SOLD SNAKE

PIECE BY PIECE

SNIP BY SNIP

AND THAT'S HOW SNURVELTIA WAS CREATED

My turn:

 

WHAT IS THIS PEAR FILLED WITH SO MANY JEDI?

LADY DOWN THERE, I CANNOT EXPRESS MY INCEST,

SQUIRRELS WITH THEIR NUTS, AND TREES MAKING WAFFLES,

WAAAAAAAAFFFLLLEESSSSSSS,

YOU'RE GOING TO CHINA!

[Average Internet Guy]

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[Chuckthe2nd]

My turn:

 

WHAT IS THIS PEAR FILLED WITH SO MANY JEDI?

LADY DOWN THERE, I CANNOT EXPRESS MY INCEST,

SQUIRRELS WITH THEIR NUTS, AND TREES MAKING WAFFLES,

WAAAAAAAAFFFLLLEESSSSSSS,

YOU'RE GOING TO CHINA!

I think I get it now.

 

NOW VEGETA MY DEAR, I CANNOT EXPLAIN MY NEW CARRRR

IT'S STUPIDLY CLEAR, BECAUSE PAUL REVERE

RODE HIS GALLOPING HORSE THROUGH THE NIIIIGHT.

[Collective Foal]

Not quite, you have to mix and match from different songs, don't try to rhyme, and end it with a random, but notable, spoken line.

 

THREE MONTHS OF RAGING BONERS,

WITH COOLNESS THAT DEVOURS BANANAS,

BRINGING HOME THE GANDALF HATS,

IT NEEDS TO BE ABOUT 86% MADDER!

[Chuckthe2nd]

THIS DAY WAS GOING TO BUY SOME APPLES

THE KIND OF BASEBALL THAT TAKES YOU TO THE GAME

A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE AND A MUSTACHED SQUID

AND THEY SPUN THAT SHIT UNTIL THE END OF TIME!

 

Better?

[Collective Foal]

Eyyup.

 

I like how Pinkie started it and I suddenly developed a set of rules...

 

THE TIME HAS COME TO BEAT THE GOOSE,

MY BIG TOENAIL, BEST CAKE ON MONDAYS,

I USED TO PONDER OF LINGUISTIC NOUNS,

THIS BLACK CHICK'S TONGUE

 

(+rep for first person who gets why I put the last line)