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I don't want to come between

I don't want to ruin your love

But Derrick is a strange machine

 

I don't want to be obscene

I don't want to tell what he's done

But Derrick is a loaded gun

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"why must we do this song and dance.

COME OUT...

or I will make you shit your pants."

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#1 rule of the shitty Resident Evil movies: if you have a mask, you're gonna die. 115% of the time. people who's face you can see die like 80% of the time, what chances do you think an masked, unnamed soldier is gonna have?

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Hype. A fad. A clever marketing strategy which a product is advertized as the thing everyone must have, to the point where people begin to feel they need to consume it.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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#1 rule of the shitty Resident Evil movies: if you have a mask, you're gonna die. 115% of the time. people who's face you can see die like 80% of the time, what chances do you think an masked, unnamed soldier is gonna have?

 

At least they have a better chance than a red shirt. They're going to die 116% of the time.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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