This or that?

[Chuckthe2nd]

Onion rings. Is that even a question?

 

Beer or Wine?

[Bravetriforcer]

Neither, I like my liver.

 

Unenventful sex with someone you genuinely care about, or really good sex with someone who means nothing to you?

[Obsidian]

Uneventful sex, the other kind isn't satisfying.

 

Nagisa or Kyou?

[Pinkie Pie]

Tough choice but I'm gonna have to go with Nag.^^

 

Tits or beans?

[BTGBullseye]

Depends on whether I made the beans or not... More likely the tits.

 

Dubstep or wub?

[Bravetriforcer]

Wub wub wub

 

BTGBullseye or Bullseye the Monday Night Combat mascot (He has candy!)?

[Alyxx Thorne]

BTG since I can't stand MNC

 

Beef or pork?

[Obsidian]

Beef, although I do crave a pork sword now and then.

 

Three Wolf Moon or Chicken?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Chicken

 

Mario or Luigi?

[Obsidian]

Luigi, tall guys are hotter

 

Crystal Pepsi or Sprite Green (yet, it is a thing).

[Alyxx Thorne]

Sprite Green since Coca-Cola doing limited editions is a rarity

 

Twilight or Dracula?

[Obsidian]

Is that even a question? Dracula

 

Jaws or Gums?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Gums, it has a more convincing monster

 

Fruit or vegetables?

[Obsidian]

Fruit, much sweeter than veggies.

 

Noodles or rice?

[Bravetriforcer]

Rice.

 

Taller-than-you women or shorter-than-you women?

[Chuckthe2nd]

I'm short, so that's hard to answer.

 

Warm weather or cold weather?

[Twilight Sparkle]

Cold weather, by far. My truck is made of metal, you see (So, even with functioning A/C, the heater is much more effective).

 

Mountain Dew or Mello Yello?

[Bravetriforcer]

I do not drink sodas.

 

Incontinence or having your genitals swapped to the opposite gender's?

[Obsidian]

Having genitals swapped for the opposite gender.

 

Hitler mustache or dirty soul patch?

[Brad]

Soul patch, I would wear it just to avoid the inevitable confrontation from some small minded person, who thinks that they're the defender of Democracy and freedom, accusing me of being a fascist or an anti-semite over some hair on my lip.

 

World War One or World War Two?