BTGBullseye

I'm on the verge of running out of clean clothes, and money, and time.

One of my call center calls: A guy calls in about his modem not working, so I tell him to make sure the ethernet cable is plugged in securely between the modem and the router, it wasn't fully plugged into the router so he plugged it in. Still doesn't work, so I tell him to plug the ethernet cable directly into the computer, and suddenly he is unable to find the ethernet cable he just plugged in less than 60 seconds ago... DISAPPEARING ETHERNET CABLES ARE KILLING MY JOB!!!

Borderlands 2

Arrr... Ye not be thinkin with ye head. Pirate be me, and so be ye if ye know what's good for ye. Talking like that all day every day, or talking like kermit the frog? (speech patterns included)

Banned for not being able to ban him for real for that same reason.

Cheese. It goes good on burgers, on pizza, and with other things I'm sure. Perfect table, or decent desk?

Banned for nonexistent words being used again.

Getting ready for work.

Granted, you get electrocuted. I wish energy was less energetic.

Banned for not fitting the trollolololol song into your ban reason somewhere.

Death. Death or life for another 3 seconds?

They still have them... Remember when the term "railgun" wasn't limited to firing a projectile using two rails?

Heading to bed.

Neither did you.

SPAZ 2 is still top of my list...

It was in response to this, I just didn't notice that there were more posts... Why does everyone think I watch Fox News all the time? I almost never get any news from them. My mistake. Conservapedia. Oh, and who is "RT"?

Most likely he would go for something that processes the most information in the least amount of time, and not worry too much about numbers that don't directly translate between manufacturers... In other words Intel. (an 8 core AMD at 5GHz processes less information in the same amount of time as an Intel 4 core with Hyper-threading at 3.6GHz)

Yes. Remember when "cool" was still considered slang?

Less... That way when I make thorium-based nukes I'll... Wait, I'm not making nukes... The FBI can't arrest me now since I said that right? Death or life in constant extreme torture?

Granted, but they only exist in your head, and they kill you there repeatedly. I wish for rain.

Preparing to play games and relax after work.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier 9.75/10 I don't know why, but I've always though C.A. was a bit of an idiot in the comics, but awesome in the movies.

You didn't finish the story...

Careful, you might eventually have to apologize for being wrong at some point... (if they end up actually using the aircraft for attacks that is)

Again, jumping to conclusions that are completely untrue.